Praise The Sun: Nature's Free Fusion Reactor

The eternal struggle of engineering students everywhere! When the textbook says "k = 1.4 W/mK" your brain immediately goes "Watts per milliKelvin" instead of the correct "Watts per meter-Kelvin." That grimacing Winnie the Pooh face is the universal expression of realizing you've been calculating thermal conductivity wrong for the past hour. Nothing says "I'm about to fail this thermodynamics exam" quite like mixing up your units and getting answers that are 1000x off. The pain is thermal and very, very real.

The simulation hypothesis meets philosophy's greatest buzzkill! Nothing quite like watching someone try to solve existential questions with a 14th-century principle that basically says "don't overthink it." The irony of using Occam's Razor—which favors the simplest explanation—to dismiss the idea we're in a simulation is *chef's kiss*. Because obviously the simplest explanation is that we're meat-based consciousness hurtling through an infinite void on a wet rock, not lines of code in some cosmic undergraduate's homework assignment. Sure, Jan.

Plasma physicists are shaking right now! Imagine telling Bose-Einstein condensates, supercritical fluids, and non-Newtonian fluids they're just figments of our imagination! Science doesn't care about executive orders - those other states of matter are still hanging out in labs worldwide, breaking all kinds of rules. Next up: gravity is now illegal because it's bringing everyone down!

In what might be the most spectacular fusion of ignorance and confidence ever recorded, we have a quote confusing Albert Einstein with Jeffrey Epstein. That's like mixing up the Theory of Relativity with... well, prison time. This is what happens when you skip science class to focus on "alternative facts." The distance between Einstein's E=mc² and whatever this "stable genius" thinks physics is could probably be measured in light-years. Remember kids, knowing the difference between Einstein and Epstein is literally the lowest possible bar for discussing either physics or... well, anything else.

Two stoned cats having an existential quantum crisis. The one cat just blew his buddy's mind with wave-particle duality while they're high on catnip. Classic undergraduate physics revelation, except with fur and whiskers. Wave-particle duality is that mind-bending quantum concept where subatomic entities behave as both particles AND waves simultaneously. It's like if you could somehow be both sitting on your couch AND spread throughout your entire living room at the same time. No wonder the second cat can only respond with "dude" - his little feline brain just short-circuited. The rainbow hoodies are just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says "we're having profound quantum realizations while completely blazed" quite like tie-dye and catnip.

The physics of drinking through a straw just got relativistic! This brilliant meme visualizes how black holes work - they consume everything (literally anything) that crosses their event horizon, but then emit Hawking radiation as tiny particles escape. Stephen Hawking would be proud of this absurdly accurate fluid dynamics demonstration. The straw-drinker paradox: matter goes in, radiation comes out. Conservation of information has never been so refreshing!