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The ultimate dad joke of physics! When someone mentions learning about Max Planck, normal people think about quantum theory. Physics students imagine him literally "planking" for exactly one Planck time (that tiny number at the bottom). The distance? One Planck length—the smallest meaningful measurement in the universe. This is what happens when you let physicists near exercise equipment. They turn perfectly good workouts into quantum puns that only like 8 people on Earth will fully appreciate.

The eternal battle between engineers and physicists in one perfect tweet! Engineers love to simplify problems by saying "let's ignore friction" in their calculations, creating those perfect spherical cows in vacuum scenarios that make physicists cringe. Meanwhile, Twitter's fact-checking algorithm is like that one professor who writes "SEE ME" in red pen across your elegant solution. The username "@f*ckphysics" really seals the deal on this engineering rebellion against reality's annoying constraints.

Expectation vs. reality hits different in academia! The dignified, distinguished professor we imagine (complete with tweed jacket and European map backdrop) versus the chaotic genius who shows up to lecture in boxer shorts while casually explaining Maxwell's equations. Those equations aren't just decoration—they're describing electromagnetic field behavior with vector calculus that would make most people's brains short-circuit. Meanwhile, this professor's dress code has clearly short-circuited too. Pure mathematical brilliance requires ventilation, apparently. The true mark of genius? Not caring about pants when you're busy unifying electricity and magnetism.

String theorists casually walking away from explosions while their careers hang in the balance. Top panel: the 1990s glory days with AdS background—fancy math, unlimited funding, cool sunglasses. Bottom panel: current reality—reduced to experimenting on rats while desperately seeking experimental evidence. Twenty years later, still zero observable predictions, but hey, at least the equations look pretty.

Engineering students crying their way through partial differential equations while art majors watch movies? Tale as old as time! The Navier-Stokes equations are basically the mathematical equivalent of trying to describe why water splashes when you drop a rock in it, except it requires several pages of calculus and will probably make you question your life choices. Meanwhile, your friend gets to watch Ryan Gosling dance his way through LA. The universe is clearly playing favorites here. Fun fact: The Navier-Stokes equations are so complex that solving them in 3D space is one of the seven Millennium Prize Problems worth $1 million. So technically, if you ace that final, you might be a millionaire someday!

Einstein's rolling in his grave right now! Someone took his revolutionary mass-energy equivalence formula and turned it into a caffeine equation! 😂 The green cup boldly declares that Energy = Milk × Coffee², which is technically accurate for sleep-deprived students everywhere. Poor Einstein's looking absolutely betrayed by this caffeinated corruption of physics. Though let's be honest - without coffee, most physicists wouldn't have enough energy to calculate E=mc² anyway!