One Careful Owner: The Higgs Boson In A Jar

That power grid is what happens when you let your undergrads design the circuit lab. Kirchhoff's Law states that the sum of currents entering a junction equals the sum leaving it—but good luck finding a junction in that electrical nightmare. Even the electrons are looking at this mess saying "nope, I quit." The irony of seeing "Keep Calm" above what's essentially a visual representation of entropy having a mental breakdown is just *chef's kiss*. If your electrical engineer friend doesn't break into a cold sweat looking at this, they're either lying or haven't passed their boards yet.

The correct answer is B, unless you're a student desperately taking a fluid dynamics exam, in which case it's definitely C. Or maybe A? The Bernoulli principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. But what's really under pressure here is every engineering student staring at this question at 11:58pm when the online assignment is due at midnight. The narrowest point has the highest velocity and lowest pressure, but the real pressure peak is in your professor's sadistic smile when they designed this "simple" question.

The cosmic romance nobody asked for but EVERYONE needed! In the wild universe of astrophysics, neutron stars and black holes have a rather... intense relationship. When these two celestial bodies get close, the black hole's gravitational pull is so powerful it literally SLURPS up the neutron star's matter like cosmic bubble tea! The process is called tidal disruption, but "celestial slurping" sounds way more fun. Next time you're enjoying a drink, remember you're basically acting out one of the most violent phenomena in the universe. COSMIC CANNIBALISM - it's what's for dinner!

Welcome to physics, where reality is optional and cats are perfect cubes! This meme skewers the physicist's infamous habit of simplifying complex problems with absurd assumptions. "Frictionless surfaces? Spherical chickens? PFFT! Child's play!" In the real world, your cat is a fluid-solid-liquid-gas hybrid that defies all known laws of physics, but in a physicist's equations? Just a tidy little cube with whiskers. Next week: we'll calculate the aerodynamics of a cow—but only if it's perfectly spherical and in a vacuum!

The eternal struggle between disciplines! Nuclear Physics gets all the attention (the dog) with fancy particle accelerators and quantum field theories, while Nuclear Chemistry (the sad cat) sits neglected despite doing all the radiochemical heavy lifting. That cat's face is the exact expression of every nuclear chemist when someone confuses their intricate isotope separation work with "just physics." The radiochemists are literally processing the elements physicists discover, yet still getting friend-zoned by the scientific community. Justice for Nuclear Chemistry!

The eternal rivalry between mathematicians and physicists exposed! The meme shows a Taylor expansion formula where only the first two terms are labeled "Actual Taylor expansion" while the rest are crossed out as "Lies invented by mathematicians to feel superior to physicists." This is basically every physics course in a nutshell. Physicists are notorious for their "good enough" approximations—why use the full infinite series when the first two terms get you within 99% accuracy? Meanwhile, mathematicians are clutching their pearls at such blasphemy. The truth is, most physical systems don't need those higher-order terms unless you're calculating the orbit of Mercury or something equally pretentious. Engineers take it even further and just round π to 3. Pure savagery.