Japanese People Have Low Entropy

Breaking news: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has been officially defeated by alien technology! According to this quantum physicist who's clearly having a psychic breakdown, you can know both the position AND momentum of a particle—but only if you've been to Area 51. Werner Heisenberg is rolling in his grave while simultaneously not rolling in his grave until observed. The government doesn't want you to know that quantum mechanics works differently once you've seen the inside of a UFO. Next week: how to violate the laws of thermodynamics using nothing but a paperclip and alien telepathy!

Poor Homer is the lone "coulomb" in a bar full of "mA·h" (milliampere-hours)! It's like showing up to an electrical engineering party with the wrong unit! 🔌⚡ For the uninitiated lab rats: a coulomb measures electric charge, while milliampere-hours measure battery capacity. They're related but different - like bringing a protractor to a ruler fight! Homer's face says it all: "I've made a terrible miscalculation." The electrical engineering equivalent of wearing socks with sandals!

Physics textbook: "Center of mass is the point in a body where the..." Student trying to study: *BLOCK* The ultimate defense mechanism against physics homework! That moment when your brain automatically censors complicated concepts like it's protecting you from explicit content. Every physics student knows that feeling when your cerebral firewall activates precisely when you need to understand crucial concepts. The center of mass might be the weighted average position of all parts of a system, but the center of a student's motivation is often nowhere to be found!

The ultimate atomic punishment! Adding an electron to every atom in someone's body would transform them into a walking negative ion disaster. The electrical repulsion would be catastrophic—atoms frantically trying to escape each other like awkward strangers in an elevator. Basically, you'd turn the poor soul into a human lightning rod with enough electrical potential to power a small city. Chemistry's version of "I'm positively going to make you negative about this experience." The human body contains approximately 7×10 27 atoms, so that's a lot of extra electrons to manage on a first date.

Five elements showing off their pretty firework colors when burned, and then there's uranium just straight-up nuking everything. Classic uranium, always overachieving in the "how dramatically can I release energy" competition. The other elements are like "let's make a nice light show" while uranium's saying "hold my neutrons, I'm going supercritical." Chemistry teachers probably use this as a visual aid right before the safety officer has a panic attack.

Einstein just rolled over in his grave so fast he generated enough energy to power a small city! Someone decided to "improve" the most famous equation in physics by adding an AI term. E = mc² + AI ε*φ Because clearly, what relativity was missing all along was some random AI exponents! Next up: gravity is actually caused by ChatGPT hallucinations and black holes are just where the universe ran out of tokens. I bet this person also thinks you can download more RAM.