Intelligent People Ignore Air Resistance

The Standard Model of physics has finally revealed its true nature! Turns out those force carriers aren't just mediating fundamental interactions—they're literal mental illnesses . Suddenly quantum field theory makes perfect sense: we've been trying to understand the universe while it's having an existential crisis. The bottom quark with its sad duck face and the strange quark looking perpetually confused? That tracks. No wonder physicists need therapy after staring at particle accelerator data for decades. The universe isn't governed by elegant mathematics—it's just one big psychological disorder with fancy equations.

The eternal scientific question: "What happens if I poke it?" followed by the inevitable chaos! This comic perfectly captures the experimental spirit that's launched a thousand discoveries—and probably just as many lab accidents. The stick figure's curiosity leads to that classic scientific method step they don't teach you in school: "run away and watch from a safe distance as your experiment goes haywire." Countless scientific breakthroughs started with someone thinking "I wonder what would happen if..." right before something exploded, mutated, or escaped down the hallway!

The existential frog staring into the sunset just broke cosmology wide open! Olbers' Paradox is that cosmic head-scratcher from the 1800s: with infinite stars, the night sky should be blazing like a disco ball. The answer? The universe is expanding, light from distant stars redshifts into invisibility, and cosmic dust blocks some light. Plus, the universe isn't infinitely old—many stars' light hasn't reached us yet. Next time you're stargazing, remember you're actually looking at a cosmic conspiracy of physics preventing a nighttime light show that would fry us all!

Nothing brings out the supervillain energy quite like telling someone you're a physics major. That sinister grin appears because you know what comes next—watching their soul leave their body as you casually mention "quantum mechanics" or "relativistic electrodynamics." The power trip is immaculate. Physics majors don't just study dark energy; they channel it every time they explain their major at family gatherings. The best part? Everyone suddenly remembers they need to refresh their drink.

Classical physics is the parent desperately trying to maintain order in the universe: "Why can't you just be normal and follow predictable laws?!" Meanwhile, quantum physics is the rebellious teenager screaming in the backseat because it exists in multiple states simultaneously, teleports through barriers, and gets entangled with particles across the universe. Absolutely refuses to tell you where it is AND how fast it's going at the same time. Such a troublemaker! 🤪

The perfect fusion of poetry and physics! This limerick is a masterclass in scientific wordplay. The punchline shows the cat only learned the Greek letter "μ" (mu), which doubles as a physics symbol for the coefficient of friction. So the cat literally couldn't get any "farther" because... friction! Physics students everywhere are quietly snorting into their coffee right now. The best part? Purdue University is known for engineering, making this nerdy joke exponentially better. That kitten deserves at least partial credit on the next physics exam.