The escalating enlightenment of physics problem-solving! 🧠✨
Starting with reasonable approximations like π=3.14 or g=10 m/s² is Physics 101. But then we spiral into madness! "Assume constant velocity" (as if acceleration doesn't exist) and "perfectly straight lines" (in this curved universe? please!).
Then we reach peak physics absurdity: "ignore air resistance" (a classic), followed by the truly transcendent "assume the penguin is spherical" (because why model complex shapes when spheres exist?!).
The final boss of physics shortcuts? "Ignore all forces, objects, and mass" – congratulations, you've simplified your problem into non-existence! This is how we get answers that are technically correct... if you squint and tilt your head just right. 😂