I Thought It Was Only A Myth

The universal language of mourning in physics class! When Newton died, gravity didn't take a day off, but students everywhere continue paying respects with an "F" on their assignments. Double meaning? Absolutely. It's both the grade you're getting on that mechanics exam AND the internet's favorite way to pay respects. Newton may have given us calculus, but we're giving him the only tribute a generation raised on Call of Duty knows how to offer.

The perfect physics pun doesn't exi-- OH WAIT IT DOES! 😂 That grumpy cat is experiencing the ultimate physics joke! Vacuum cleaners don't actually create a true vacuum (which would be the complete absence of matter) - they just create lower pressure that sucks stuff in. But this kitty is having NONE of it! The partial vacuum is meeting its match in this fluffy nemesis who's clearly thinking "I am NOT going to be reduced to a pressure differential experiment today, human!" The perfect standoff between household physics and feline defiance!

Ever notice how magenta doesn't actually exist in the rainbow? Your brain is literally hallucinating that color right now. What you're seeing is your visual cortex throwing a neurological tantrum because it can't process the absence of green in the color spectrum. Magenta is just your brain's way of saying "I have no idea what's happening, so I'll invent something." The ultimate gaslighting isn't from your ex—it's from the electromagnetic spectrum.

The engineering gatekeeping is strong with this one! The meme brilliantly roasts those anime fans who claim to love Avatar: The Last Airbender without having read the "original manga"—which is actually just a collection of engineering textbooks on the four classical elements. It's the perfect jab at both engineering students who think their textbooks are the foundation of all knowledge and anime fans who flex their "purist" credentials. As if mastering thermodynamics somehow makes you a true Avatar fan! Next thing you'll tell me is that you can't appreciate chemistry without reading the periodic table in its original Japanese.

Two nerds flirting in their natural habitat—a bookstore! They both claim to love vectors, but they're talking about COMPLETELY different things! He's all about those physics arrows with magnitude and direction, while she's thinking of the digital design kind with curves and nodes. It's like a mathematical rom-com where they're attracted to each other but their definitions are perpendicular! The ultimate "we're both right but totally wrong" moment in nerd courtship. Somewhere, a calculus professor is giggling uncontrollably.

Who needs a girlfriend when you've got quantum field theory to keep you warm at night? This poor physics student's mom is hoping for holiday romance, but all she's getting is a textbook full of Hamiltonian equations and delta functions! The relationship status? It's complicated — just like those integrals. Dating might be uncertain, but at least the Hamiltonian is conserved over time! Unlike your social life when you're busy calculating frequency expressions and performing d³p integrals instead of performing small talk at parties.