His Ass Weighs Nothing

The ultimate food label transparency! Both plant and animal burgers are just fancy arrangements of the Standard Model of Elementary Particles. Next time someone asks if you're eating "clean," just tell them you're consuming quarks, leptons, and bosons like everyone else. The universe's most fundamental recipe hasn't changed in 13.8 billion years—talk about preservative-free! The only real difference between your veggie and beef patties? Absolutely nothing... at the subatomic level. Existential crisis with your fries, anyone?

Behold, the elusive hourglass-shaped window blinds—nature's way of reminding physicists that time and light filtration are deeply connected. The red line is clearly someone's desperate attempt to classify this as a "smile," but any self-respecting topologist would argue it's a degenerate conic section. This is what happens when you leave mathematicians alone with window treatments for too long.

The perfect illustration of every thermodynamics course ever. First week: "Here's the ideal gas law, PV = nRT. Simple!" Second week: "Now let's derive entropy changes through quasi-static processes using Clausius' theorem while accounting for irreversibility." And suddenly you're wondering if you accidentally enrolled in advanced theoretical physics instead of basic chem. The formal Pooh perfectly captures that moment when your professor decides basic equations were just the appetizer before the seven-course mathematical feast.

When that Control Systems exam is tomorrow and you haven't started studying yet? You bet I'm trusting that random YouTube tutorial with questionable physics! 😂 Eigenfrequencies are those special vibration patterns where a system goes absolutely wild in response to the right input - kind of like engineering students frantically absorbing any information the night before an exam! The desperation is so real you'd swear allegiance to a hooded figure in a heartbeat if they promised to explain transfer functions. Engineering education's darkest hour happens at 2AM before deadline day!

When physics meets politics! This stick figure is applying the Doppler effect (used to measure if objects are moving toward or away from us based on light wavelength shifts) to election maps. Red shifts indicate things moving away, blue shifts mean they're approaching us. Spoiler alert: electoral districts don't actually rotate in space! No wonder this analyst's career was "short-lived." Next time maybe stick to analyzing actual celestial bodies instead of voting bodies? 😂

This meme brilliantly merges quantum physics with evolutionary biology! The double-slit experiment is physics' greatest mind-bender - particles behave as waves when unobserved, creating an interference pattern, but act like particles when measured. Here, a horse transforms into a zebra through the quantum barrier, referencing the extinct quagga (half-zebra, half-horse creature) mentioned in the title. It's basically Schrödinger's equine - the animal exists in a superposition of horse and zebra states until someone peeks. Quantum mechanics: making evolution work at light speed since 1927!