Gravity: The Selective Force

Physics: the only subject that makes you feel like you're waiting in line at the world's most exclusive club, only to be told "Not tonight, buddy!" 🚫 While math and chemistry welcome students with open arms, physics is that snooty bouncer sending you in the opposite direction. Why? Because physics doesn't just want you to understand the universe—it wants you to question your entire existence while solving a pendulum problem! 😵‍💫

The eternal struggle between theoretical and practical science! The physics major is having an existential crisis over forgetting something in their calculation, while the engineering major casually dismisses it with peak pragmatism. Then comes the punchline - AIR RESISTANCE! The physics student's face says it all... that moment when you realize your beautiful frictionless vacuum equations just crashed into real-world complications. This is basically the difference between "assume a spherical cow in vacuum" versus "will this bridge actually stay up?" in meme form. Theoretical elegance meets engineering reality, and reality wins again!

That special moment when your computational chemistry simulation becomes an exercise in existential despair. Two weeks of your life sacrificed to the VASP gods (Vienna Ab initio Simulation Package with Density Functional Theory), meticulously calculating how molecules stick to surfaces, only for the results to violate every prediction and possibly several laws of physics. Nothing says "reconsider your career choices" quite like watching your supercomputer time produce garbage that would make even Schrödinger's cat play dead for real.

The physics classroom tragedy we've all experienced! Tom (labeled "Me") is speeding toward certain doom because he forgot to convert to SI units, while Jerry (labeled "Correct Answer") sits safely on the other track. Newton is probably rolling in his grave watching students use miles per hour instead of meters per second in equations. In scientific calculations, using non-SI units is basically asking for disaster. One moment you're solving a simple physics problem, the next you're accidentally crashing a $125 million Mars orbiter because someone used imperial units. Classic physics student self-sabotage!

The mathematical monarchy is real! Here we see Math sitting on its throne like some divine ruler while all other sciences bow before it. Physics, Chemistry, Biology - they're all just kneeling peasants in Math's kingdom. Let's be honest, Math doesn't even need to get its hands dirty with actual experiments. It just creates abstract rules, and somehow the universe obeys them? Talk about privilege! Meanwhile, other disciplines are out there collecting field samples and cleaning test tubes. The funniest part? Math majors will use this meme as proof of superiority while still being unable to explain what they actually do to their relatives at Thanksgiving dinner.

The existential crisis of calculus students everywhere! That moment when 'dx' isn't just part of a fraction but some mystical mathematical entity floating around by itself! It's like being told your whole life that unicorns aren't real and then suddenly your professor starts riding one to class. 🧮✨ For the uninitiated, 'dx' represents an infinitesimally small change in x - it's both nothing and something simultaneously, like Schrödinger's variable! First it's just notation, then BAM! It's dancing around integrals like it owns the place. No wonder calculus makes perfectly sane students question reality!