Gravity Doesn't Work That Way, Karen

When you're a science student, those famous scientists start haunting you EVERYWHERE! Newton dropping apples in your dreams, Einstein judging your relativity homework, and Ohm giving you resistance when you're trying to understand circuits. The trauma is real! Those portraits staring down from classroom walls aren't just decorations—they're reminders of the brilliant minds whose equations you're desperately trying to memorize before tomorrow's exam!

The entire field of physics reduced to "apple falls on head, gravity discovered!" Meanwhile, generations of brilliant physicists who developed quantum mechanics, relativity, and everything else are sitting there like, "Seriously? We spent our lives unraveling the fundamental secrets of the universe, and all people remember is a fruit-based anecdote that probably never happened." It's like crediting the discovery of DNA to someone who looked at a twisted ladder and said "hey that looks neat" while ignoring the thousands of researchers who've mapped the human genome since. Those physicists in the photo are collectively facepalming from beyond the grave.

From canine metaphors to physics principles in one honey-soaked leap! The meme brilliantly translates the common phrase "all bark, no bite" into engineering speak: "all speed, no torque." It's the perfect representation of that fancy sports car that looks impressive but can't pull a trailer, or that colleague who talks big about their research but never delivers results. In physics terms, it's like having velocity without the force to actually do work! Fancy Pooh knows what's up—he's dressed for a physics conference but thinking about rotational dynamics.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct in physics. Average velocity equals displacement divided by time, and if your final position matches your initial position, your displacement is zero. Born and died at the same GPS coordinates? Congratulations, you've achieved perfect life symmetry. Your entire existence: a closed loop in spacetime with net zero movement. Nature's way of saying "you didn't really go anywhere with your life" - but mathematically.

Getting a negative Celsius in your thermodynamics problem? Mild confusion but still within the realm of physics! But negative Kelvin? That's when you know you've broken the universe! 😱 Kelvin is the absolute temperature scale with 0K being the theoretical minimum temperature where particles have minimum possible energy. A negative Kelvin would basically mean you've created a system with LESS than zero energy, which is like finding out your bank account has less than no money. Not just empty—somehow NEGATIVE empty! That face transition perfectly captures the moment when you go from "this answer seems off" to "I have fundamentally broken the laws of thermodynamics with my calculation error."

Nuclear energy gets the worst PR campaign in scientific history. Someone calls uranium "magic rocks that boil water" and they're technically correct—that's literally what nuclear power plants do. We split atoms to... heat water. Revolutionary! But one meltdown and suddenly everyone's treating nuclear energy like it killed their childhood pet. Meanwhile, fossil fuels are actively cooking the entire planet and we're like "but what about Chernobyl though?" The comparison to prehistoric humans abandoning fire after one accident is painfully accurate. Thirty years teaching thermodynamics and I've never seen a better analogy for our irrational energy policy. Nuclear power: it's just spicy steam.