Evolution

Physics students rejecting CBD (cannabidiol) but swooning over FBD (free body diagrams). The natural state of a physics student is to ignore recreational substances and instead experience euphoria when calculating forces on a rigid body. Nothing quite like the high of decomposing vectors and solving for equilibrium conditions. Some of us still have nightmares about forgetting to include friction in our calculations.

Four years of engineering education culminates in the profound diagnosis: "The engine is made out of engine." The gap between theoretical knowledge and practical application has never been so beautifully illustrated. Knowing the Carnot cycle doesn't help when your dad expects you to figure out why the car is making that weird noise. In the lab, we call this the "academic-to-reality conversion efficiency" - typically hovering around 0.001%.

Nuclear chads vs renewable virgins! This meme perfectly captures the energy debate that's heating up faster than our climate. The top shows the renewable energy enthusiast's dilemma - sobbing because they want AC but the sun decided to take a nap and their batteries are as dead as my will to attend department meetings. Meanwhile, the nuclear enjoyer at the bottom is living his best life with reliable power that doesn't throw a tantrum when clouds appear. The "I don't care" energy radiating from nuclear guy is stronger than the actual radiation from a properly shielded reactor. And yes, thorium reactors would make this even more savage - they produce less waste and can't melt down like their uranium cousins. Nuclear power: keeping your beer cold and your memes spicy 24/7/365.

The meme juxtaposes two reactions to the aurora borealis: the blissfully ignorant viewer who just sees pretty lights in the sky versus the scientifically informed person who understands they're witnessing a terrifying solar radiation storm that could potentially fry our electronics and infrastructure. Those gorgeous green and purple curtains? That's high-energy particles from solar flares slamming into our atmosphere at millions of miles per hour. The more spectacular the aurora, the more intense the geomagnetic storm—and the higher risk to satellites, power grids, and communications systems. The informed face knows we're basically watching Earth get bombarded with radiation while everyone else is just taking Instagram photos.

Found in a textbook near you: the brutal mathematical truth that makes every physicist silently nod in agreement. When you're working with Avogadro's number (10 23 ), adding 23 to it is like throwing a grain of sand into the ocean and expecting the tide to change. The equation 10 23 + 23 = 10 23 isn't a typo—it's just the cold, hard reality of dealing with numbers so massive they make your calculator question its life choices. The footnote about 10 23 + 42 - 10 23 = 42 is basically the mathematical equivalent of "I went to the edge of the universe and back, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Graduate students have been known to stare at this page for hours, questioning whether their entire mathematical foundation is a lie or if they're just experiencing the five stages of statistical mechanics grief.

Newton's First Law of Dating! Someone brilliantly applied physics to explain why the romantically active keep bouncing from partner to partner while singles remain... well, stationary. 🧪💔 The "Fisiks" meme format perfectly captures that mind-blown moment when you realize Sir Isaac Newton wasn't just talking about physical objects—he was secretly dropping relationship advice all along! That external force? Probably someone sliding into your DMs with a "hey" at 2 AM. 🔬 Next time you're wondering why you're still single, remember: you're not lonely, you're just obeying the fundamental laws of physics! Time to find that external force... or become one yourself!