Current Quarantine Status: Brain Consumed By Science

Even in the afterlife, thermodynamics gets the last laugh! Poor Joe thought he was getting off easy with Level 1 of Hell, until the devil dropped that scientific burn. "That's the hottest level, because heat rises." The ultimate cosmic irony - punished by the very science he cheated on! The devil's basically saying "Should've paid attention in physics class instead of copying answers, buddy." Science: useful for acing tests AND understanding your eternal damnation.

Behold the three-headed dragon of temperature scales! The first two heads are menacingly identical—both Celsius and Kelvin smugly divide water's freezing-to-boiling range into exactly 100 parts. But that third head? It's Fahrenheit, the chaotic gremlin of temperature systems, arbitrarily setting 96 degrees between some random winter in Danzig and human body temperature. No wonder scientists eye-roll when Americans say "it's 75 degrees today"—the rest of the scientific world is wondering why we're measuring temperature with what's essentially a drunk dragon's temperature scale! 🔥🧪❄️

Having an existential crisis over proton decay is peak science nerd energy! 😭 The fact that these fundamental particles might have a half-life of 10 34 years (that's 1 followed by 34 zeros!) is both mind-blowing and oddly terrifying. Sure, it's longer than the current age of the universe by a factor of... *checks notes*... a trillion trillion times, but still! How dare those protons not be eternally stable! The two-panel emotional journey perfectly captures that moment when you realize even the building blocks of matter aren't forever. Good thing we won't be around to witness it, because talk about the ultimate "everything must go" sale!

The eternal physics vs. engineering divide in one image. Physicists get all worked up about conventional current (positive to negative) versus electron flow (negative to positive), while electrical engineers just shrug and keep building circuits that work regardless. It's like debating which direction water flows while someone's busy building a functioning dam. Engineers don't have time for theoretical correctness—they're too busy making things that don't explode.

Finally, a ghost who understands fluid dynamics! The poor little specter is just trying to scare someone, but instead gets a physics lesson. In the real world, air resistance creates pressure differentials that would absolutely affect a ghost's "Boo!" velocity. The stick figure's sudden terror comes not from supernatural fright but from realizing they're talking to someone who ignores basic aerodynamic principles! The ultimate horror for any physicist isn't ghosts—it's simplified models that neglect friction!

When the Boltzmann Constant meets the Stefan-Boltzmann Constant, things get steamy in the physics world! 🔥 The sigma (σ) is just a disguise - underneath lurks the complex mathematical expression (2πk⁴/15ħ³c²). It's like finding out your date has been hiding their full government name this whole time! No wonder sigma wants to keep the mask on... imagine writing that monster equation every time someone calls your name! Science dating tip: always ask for the simplified version first.