Copenhagen Has Fallen

Forget Thanos—the real supervillain is the physicist who collects quantum interpretation stones like they're going out of style. Each stone represents a different way to make sense of quantum mechanics while still not understanding it. From "reality is subjective" (translation: we have no idea what's happening) to "retrocausality" (when your future self messes with your past experiments), this cosmic gauntlet lets you bend physics to your will without ever having to admit you're just as confused as everyone else. The Copenhagen interpretation never stood a chance against this kind of theoretical firepower.