Close To A Neutrino!

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Close To A Neutrino!

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Brutal particle physics humor at its finest! Neutrinos are these ghostly subatomic particles that barely interact with matter - they're passing through your body by the trillions every second without leaving a trace. Much like your dating prospects, they just go right through without noticing you exist. The "penetrating my mom" punchline is that juvenile physics humor that makes graduate students snicker during seminars while pretending to understand supersymmetry. Fun fact: a light-year of lead would only stop about half the neutrinos passing through it. Talk about commitment issues!

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