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Breaking The Laws Of Thermodynamics
Physics Science
2 days ago 2.8K views 0 shares
Breaking The Laws Of Thermodynamics
Behold! The temperature converter shows -1 Kelvin = -461.47 Fahrenheit, which is scientifically IMPOSSIBLE! Absolute zero (0 Kelvin or -459.67°F) is the lowest theoretical temperature where molecular motion essentially stops. Going below that? Pure thermodynamic heresy! The universe would literally unravel! No wonder Thanos is being called a madman - he's breaking the fundamental laws of physics just like he broke half the universe. The laws of thermodynamics are SCREAMING right now!

Newton And His First Student
Physics Science Scientists
10 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Newton And His First Student
This brilliant physics pun is giving me LIFE! Newton tells his student "Kid, you've got potential" and then as the student falls off a height, Newton adds "lots and lots of potential..." 😂 It's playing on the double meaning of "potential" - both having promise as a student AND potential energy in physics (which increases with height). The higher you go, the more potential energy you have... until gravity turns it into kinetic energy during the fall! Newton's just standing there watching his physics lesson play out in real-time. Talk about hands-on education! Nothing teaches gravitational potential energy like a little free fall demonstration!

Fisiks: Breaking The Universe One Troll Equation At A Time
Physics Science Universe
10 days ago 3.3K views 0 shares
Fisiks: Breaking The Universe One Troll Equation At A Time
Einstein is rolling in his grave! This meme brilliantly trolls relativity by applying simple velocity addition to light speed. The stick figure thinks they're clever by turning on a flashlight in a moving train and adding the train's velocity (15 m/s) to the speed of light (299,792,458 m/s), creating a "faster than light" beam. The punchline? Special relativity specifically says you CAN'T do this! Light speed remains constant regardless of reference frame - that's literally the foundation of modern physics. It's like trying to outsmart the universe with a calculator and getting smacked by an equation!

The Heaviest Element: Governmentium
Chemistry Science
15 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
The Heaviest Element: Governmentium
Scientists have discovered the most inefficient element in the universe - Governmentium (Gv) ! This fictional element brilliantly parodies bureaucracy using chemistry terminology. Instead of electrons, protons, and neutrons, it has "morons" holding together "assistant neutrons" and "deputy neutrons" in a bloated structure that slows down every reaction it touches! The best part? Governmentium never actually decays - it just "reorganizes" and gets BIGGER over time! And when you add money as a catalyst, you get "Administratium" with twice as many morons! This is basically the periodic table's way of roasting government inefficiency, and I'm totally here for this level of scientific sass!

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make A Singularity
Astronomy Physics Universe
20 days ago 4.7K views 0 shares
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make A Singularity
Forget everything you learned in astrophysics class. Turns out Stephen Hawking missed the most obvious explanation for black hole formation: just suck on a lemon hard enough! The cosmic secret Big Science doesn't want you to know is that every time you make that puckered face from extreme sourness, you're actually creating a miniature gravitational singularity. No wonder my grandmother warned me my face would stay that way. She wasn't concerned about my appearance—she was worried I'd collapse the neighborhood into an event horizon.

Tell Schrödinger He Survived
Physics Science
26 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Tell Schrödinger He Survived
The cat is simultaneously alive AND dramatic! This feline has clearly mastered quantum superposition - existing in a state of both "trapped in box" and "theatrically overreacting" until observed. The desperate "SCHRÖÖÖÖDINGER!" scream is what happens when wave function collapse meets feline entitlement. Unlike the original thought experiment, this cat isn't waiting around for radioactive decay - it's demanding immediate rescue and probably treats afterward. Quantum physics has never been so needy.

My Quantum Existence Is Ruined
Physics Science
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
My Quantum Existence Is Ruined
This meme brilliantly plays with Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle! The blurry person labeled "Particle" is having an existential crisis because "my position is immeasurable and my momentum is not" – which is exactly the OPPOSITE of what quantum mechanics tells us! In quantum physics, when you know a particle's position precisely, its momentum becomes uncertain (and vice versa). This poor quantum particle is experiencing the worst of both worlds – can't measure where it is AND has no momentum. No wonder their day is ruined! It's like showing up to a quantum physics exam and forgetting both halves of the equation!

Quantum Speed Trap Violation
Physics Science
1 month ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Quantum Speed Trap Violation
You've committed the ultimate quantum crime! Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle states you can't precisely know both a particle's position AND velocity simultaneously. Yet here you are, flaunting the laws of physics with your speedometer (velocity) and GPS (position) combo. The disappointment on Quantum Heisenberg's face says it all—you've broken the universe's most fundamental speed trap. Next you'll tell me you're observing Schrödinger's cat without collapsing its wavefunction!

Quantum Mechanics Buyer's Remorse
Physics Science
1 month ago 8.1K views 0 shares
Quantum Mechanics Buyer's Remorse
The ultimate quantum mechanics scam! This brilliant joke plays on Schrödinger's famous thought experiment where a cat in a sealed box with a radioactive trigger is theoretically both alive and dead simultaneously (quantum superposition) until observed. The punchline reveals the disappointment of opening the box to find the cat is just... a regular cat, existing in one definite state. The inclusion of uranium and a Geiger counter are the actual components from Schrödinger's setup, while the cat's wide-eyed expression perfectly captures the "I'm definitely alive and not in two states at once" energy. Physics bamboozled again by reality!

Snow Can't Take The Heat!
Physics Materials Science Engineering
2 months ago 10.4K views 0 shares
Snow Can't Take The Heat!
Ah, the classic "90 degrees = hot" joke that makes physicists groan and mathematicians chuckle. What we're witnessing is thermal conductivity in action—tile corners create thermal bridges where heat transfers more efficiently. After 40 years studying materials science, I can confirm that corners don't melt snow because they're "90 degrees hot"... they melt it because they're junction points where heat flows from multiple directions. The commenter's confidence is inversely proportional to their understanding of thermodynamics. Reminds me of my undergraduate students who'd confidently explain quantum mechanics after watching one YouTube video.