Catloumb's Law

This is mathematical genius in its purest form! The meme plays with the word "pig" by removing π (pi = 3.14) from it, leaving us with "g" which represents gravity (9.8 m/s²). So "pig" without "π" is indeed "g" or 9.8! It's like the universe conspired to create this perfect wordplay that only science nerds would truly appreciate. Next time someone asks why math matters, just show them this and watch their mind explode with the sheer elegance of it!

Behold the three-headed dragon of temperature scales! The first two heads are menacingly identical—both Celsius and Kelvin smugly divide water's freezing-to-boiling range into exactly 100 parts. But that third head? It's Fahrenheit, the chaotic gremlin of temperature systems, arbitrarily setting 96 degrees between some random winter in Danzig and human body temperature. No wonder scientists eye-roll when Americans say "it's 75 degrees today"—the rest of the scientific world is wondering why we're measuring temperature with what's essentially a drunk dragon's temperature scale! 🔥🧪❄️

Engineers staring at math and physics memes with that perfect mix of terror and fascination is the most accurate representation of engineering education ever created. We spend four years pretending to understand both subjects while secretly Googling "how to convert units" for the 47th time. The face says it all—"I should understand this, but also, what fresh hell is this equation?" Engineering: where you learn just enough of everything to be perpetually confused by specialist memes from both disciplines!

The eternal truth of mathematical principles! While physics textbooks become doorstops after Newton changed the game, and chemistry books turn obsolete once we discovered those pesky electrons, math books from ancient Babylon could still help you ace your calculus final. The Pythagorean theorem hasn't gotten any software updates since 500 BCE, and Euclid's Elements is still torturing high schoolers 2,300 years later. Meanwhile, physicists and chemists are frantically rewriting their textbooks every time someone discovers a new particle or element. Mathematical truths are eternal—which explains why your professor's lecture notes look like they were carbon-dated from the Mesozoic era.

The ultimate thermodynamics galaxy brain evolution! Starting with basic "heat" (yawn, so primitive), then leveling up to "energy" where your brain starts to glow a little. But wait - once you unlock "enthalpy" your mind literally explodes with colorful understanding! Then "entropy" hits and you're basically a blue energy being contemplating the inevitable heat death of the universe. By "exergy" you've ascended to godlike status with the ability to calculate useful work from any system. And finally, "anergy" - the unusable energy in a system - where you've transcended physical form entirely and become one with the thermodynamic cosmos. This is what happens when you study for Thermo 2 at 3 AM fueled by nothing but coffee and desperation!

Niels Bohr questioning his own model is peak scientific self-doubt. The electrons don't fall into the nucleus because they're in quantized energy states, not because they're making intelligent life choices. Quantum mechanics doesn't care about your logical expectations. Those electrons are just following the rules of physics while we're over here anthropomorphizing subatomic particles like they have a choice. Typical human behavior, expecting tiny negatively charged particles to understand gravity.