20th Century Physics Schedule Slate Just Released!

Marvel Studios presents... the most ambitious crossover in scientific history! Finally, a cinematic universe where the heroes don't wear capes—they wear lab coats and terrible haircuts. Can't wait to see Einstein explain relativity while dodging explosions in slow motion. The Schrödinger vs Heisenberg showdown will be simultaneously happening and not happening until you observe the box office numbers. And don't get me started on the Manhattan Project finale—talk about explosive endings! Honestly, I'd pay good money to see Marie Curie glowing with radioactive powers while Max Planck quantizes his way through bad guys. The post-credits scene better feature Feynman drawing diagrams on a strip club napkin.