Whiteboard Memes

Mathematical physicists really know how to deliver a burn! Instead of simply saying "your proof is wrong," they elegantly destroy your academic self-worth in German with "Deine Beweistechnik ist der eines Doktoranden der Mathematik nicht würdig" (translation: your proof technique is unworthy of a mathematics doctoral student). It's basically the academic equivalent of saying "my grandmother could prove this theorem better than you." The beautiful part? They think this sophisticated insult is actually quite lovely. Nothing says "I respect your work" like questioning if you deserve your degree in another language!

Started with legitimate trig derivatives, ended with existential crisis. That cotangent formula featuring "e to the pi i" multiplied by "computer science" is pure mathematical blasphemy. But the final derivative—"who cares"—is the most mathematically accurate formula on that board. That's calculus hitting the depression phase of the semester. Thirty years of teaching and I still can't decide if this professor is having a breakdown or achieving enlightenment.