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Nuclear Pétanque: The Game Changer
Physics Science Materials
22 days ago 5.0K views 0 shares
Nuclear Pétanque: The Game Changer
That's not a pétanque ball, my sweet summer child—that's a plutonium core from a nuclear weapon! The innocent "this ball seems to have a little more mass" is the understatement of the century. Like bringing a thermonuclear device to a bocce match! The bottom panel perfectly captures the horror of nuclear physicists watching casual players about to create a mushroom cloud where their picnic used to be. Remember kids, if your sports equipment weighs several kilograms and glows slightly, maybe check with your local Department of Energy before the neighborhood tournament!

Was He Stupid Or Just Morally Flexible?
Engineering Tech Science
1 month ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Was He Stupid Or Just Morally Flexible?
The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one! Nothing says "innocent civilian" quite like casually strolling into your job at the "GIGA DEATH SUPERKILL PLANET CRACKER SLAUGHTER RAY 3000 WORK SITE." This is basically every weapons engineer at dinner parties trying to explain they just "work with advanced energy systems" while conveniently omitting the part where those systems vaporize continents. The mental gymnastics required to separate your paycheck from its apocalyptic consequences deserves an Olympic gold medal in self-deception.

The Unregulated Weapon Of Mass Destruction
Materials Engineering Physics
2 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
The Unregulated Weapon Of Mass Destruction
The humble LEGO brick - 2x4 configuration, innocent in appearance, devastating in function. Anyone who's experienced the unique agony of stepping on one barefoot at 2AM knows this isn't hyperbole. The 25-45 psi of pressure concentrated through those tiny studs might as well be classified under the Geneva Convention. Engineers have yet to develop a material that combines such structural integrity with tactical foot-targeting capabilities. The military could save billions just by scattering these across enemy territory.

Ethics For Sale: Six Figures And A Hard Hat
Engineering Tech
3 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares
Ethics For Sale: Six Figures And A Hard Hat
Nothing quite captures the engineering graduate's moral dilemma like a six-figure salary that comes with the job description "make things go boom better." One minute you're designing sustainable infrastructure in your college capstone project, the next you're drooling over defense contractor benefits packages while your ethics professor's voice fades into background noise. The classic battle between student loan payments and your soul! Turns out the conversion rate from "I want to help humanity" to "I can optimize this missile's aerodynamics" is approximately $100,000 per year.

Priorities Of Nuclear Research
Physics Research Science Engineering
4 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares
Priorities Of Nuclear Research
Nuclear research funding in a nutshell. Government happily plays with weapons development while tossing occasional funding scraps to clean energy, which is basically drowning at this point. Meanwhile, fundamental physics research sits forgotten at the bottom of the ocean like a skeleton in a lawn chair. Typical. Been running the same particle accelerator since 1987 because "budget constraints," but somehow there's always money for a new warhead design. Just another day in the glamorous world of science funding.

Base-ic Chemistry Gets No Respect In Sci-Fi
Chemistry Science
4 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
Base-ic Chemistry Gets No Respect In Sci-Fi
Science fiction writers have a notorious obsession with acid-based weapons, completely ignoring the equally destructive potential of bases! The meme shows bases drowning while sci-fi writers gleefully elevate acids to stardom. Chemistry nerds know that strong bases like sodium hydroxide can be just as corrosive as acids—they'll dissolve proteins and saponify your fatty tissues into literal soap. Yet somehow "the alien sprayed him with hydroxide and he turned into a puddle of soap" doesn't make it into the screenplay. Justice for bases in fictional weaponry!

Who Hands A Nuke-Obsessed Scientist A Blank Check?
Physics Scientists Science Engineering
4 months ago 12.4K views 0 shares
Who Hands A Nuke-Obsessed Scientist A Blank Check?
When your government says "build us a bomb" and you reply "how about I build you THE bomb?" That's peak Teller energy! This Hungarian physicist took the Manhattan Project to the next level by championing the hydrogen bomb—thousands of times more powerful than the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. While his colleagues were having second thoughts about nuclear weapons, Teller was like "bigger boom = better science!" He literally pushed for a weapon that could theoretically set the atmosphere on fire. Talk about bringing new meaning to "playing with fire!" The government kept writing checks while nervously tugging at their collars. 💥🔬

Weapons Of Academic Destruction
Academia Science Engineering Math Biology
4 months ago 21.1K views 0 shares
Weapons Of Academic Destruction
The weapons of academia! This meme perfectly captures how each discipline's tools reflect their essence. Physics teachers wield ray guns straight out of sci-fi because they're busy manipulating fundamental forces. Chemistry teachers get the full-on elemental blaster—presumably for those moments when the periodic table just isn't explosive enough. The biology teacher's dissection tool speaks volumes about their precision (and willingness to poke at squishy things). But the real genius? Math teachers armed with nothing but a radical symbol (√), because sometimes extracting square roots is the most violent thing you can do to a number. And those engineering professors... just frantically sketching free-body diagrams while everything collapses around them. The universal language of academic suffering!

Mathematical Symbols As Deadly Weapons
Math Science
4 months ago 10.7K views 0 shares
Mathematical Symbols As Deadly Weapons
Ever wondered which mathematical symbol would save you in a street fight? This hilarious ranking shows mathematical symbols as weapons, from the pathetically useless real numbers (ℝ) to the deadly integral sign (∫) that's basically a mathematical scythe! The empty set (∅) beats infinity (∞) in combat effectiveness, while pi (π) with its pointy edges ranks somewhere in the middle. And that square root (√) symbol? Practically a mathematical machete ready to slice through your differential equations... and apparently your enemies too! Next time you're solving equations, remember you're actually handling dangerous weapons. Choose wisely!