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Von Neumann's Dessert Theory

Von Neumann's Dessert Theory
The ultimate mathematical flex! In Von Neumann's ordinal construction, the empty set represents zero, and then each subsequent number contains all previous numbers. So the second panel shows Von Neumann himself excitedly pointing out that he has TWO desserts - not just by counting them, but because in his notation system, the number 2 is literally represented as {∅, {∅}}. Meanwhile, the regular person is jealous because their ordinal (just a plain empty set) is "way better than mine." Nothing says mathematical dominance like having your dessert and eating it too... while simultaneously proving it's cardinality with set theory.

Whose Scientific Achievement Had The Biggest Impact On Human Progress?

Whose Scientific Achievement Had The Biggest Impact On Human Progress?
The eternal scientific debate just got settled with a punchline! While Einstein revolutionized physics, von Neumann pioneered computer architecture, and Tesla gave us AC electricity, let's be honest—the discovery of fire by our prehistoric ancestors (humorously named "Unga Bunga") might just take the crown. Without that first spark, we'd still be eating raw mammoth in dark caves instead of debating relativity on our smartphones. The progression from "ouch hot" to quantum mechanics required that critical first step. Sometimes the simplest innovations create the biggest ripples through time!

Who Had The Most Rizz In Physics History?

Who Had The Most Rizz In Physics History?
The ultimate physics pickup artist showdown! These legendary scientists didn't just revolutionize our understanding of the universe—they apparently had game too. Einstein's wild hair clearly didn't stop him from attracting admirers. Feynman was literally playing the bongos while the rest of us were struggling with basic calculus. Von Neumann looks like he's about to calculate the optimal dating strategy with that contraption on his head. And Hawking? Surrounded by women while revolutionizing black hole theory from a wheelchair. Turns out the real fundamental force of the universe isn't gravity—it's charisma with a PhD.