Who Had The Most Rizz In Physics History?

Quantum tunneling just entered the chat! Your hand going straight through a table is technically possible according to quantum mechanics—just wildly, absurdly improbable. The chance is roughly 1/(5.2^61), which is basically saying "not in a trillion trillion trillion lifetimes of the universe." Yet physics doesn't say it's impossible! All those atoms in your hand could randomly tunnel through all those atoms in the table if their wave functions aligned just right. Next time you slam your hand on a table and it doesn't pass through, congratulations—you've confirmed you're not experiencing the weirdest statistical fluke in human history!

The ultimate physics pickup line just dropped! This meme perfectly captures that moment when two nerds realize they speak the same language. At first glance, they're both into "QED" - but the reveal shows they're actually vibing on a deeper level. He's into Quantum ElectroDynamics (the theory describing how light and matter interact), while she's thinking in Latin: Quod Erat Demonstrandum ("which was to be demonstrated" - how mathematicians mic-drop after proving theorems). It's basically the STEM version of finishing each other's sentences! Nothing says "intellectual chemistry" like discovering your abbreviations mean completely different nerdy things but somehow still work perfectly together.

MUAHAHA! It's the quantum particle troll physics at its finest! 🤪 This delightfully crude rage comic illustrates the bizarre loop of pair production and annihilation. A high-energy photon hits a nucleus and *POOF* creates an electron-positron pair. These oppositely charged particles then get pulled together like awkward teenagers at a school dance, and when they collide—BOOM!—they annihilate each other, creating two new photons! And the cycle continues... INFINITE PHOTONS! The universe is basically running an eternal particle prank, and physicists are just standing there with their jaws dropped. Conservation of energy? More like conservation of cosmic trolling! The Standard Model never saw it coming!

Medieval physicists trying to split the atom be like: "Just hit it really hard with this stick." The meme shows a primitive version of a particle accelerator—a wooden staff with a metal chain attached to what appears to be two halves of a metallic sphere. Spoiler alert: Neutrons don't respond well to blunt force trauma! The energy required to split an atom is approximately 1 million electron volts, which is slightly more than your average medieval blacksmith could generate with a wooden stick. But hey, points for creativity in experimental design! At least they wouldn't have to worry about nuclear fallout when their experiment inevitably failed.

Ever notice how we all just accept things falling down? Newton was that one kid in class who raised his hand and said "But WHY though?" while everyone else just shrugged! His curiosity about a simple falling apple led to discovering universal gravitation - basically explaining why everything in the universe pulls on everything else. Next time something obvious happens, channel your inner Newton and question it! You never know, your "duh" moment might just revolutionize science. The real galaxy brain move isn't accepting what you see - it's asking the questions nobody else bothers to ask!

Food engineering students experiencing the brutal reality check. The top panel shows the dream: "This looks cool!" The bottom panel reveals the nightmare: calculating heat flux through marshmallows like they're solving rocket science. Those semi-infinite approximations hit different when you're staring at food instead of textbooks! Engineering professors really be turning snack time into differential equations. Next time you bite into a perfectly toasted marshmallow, pour one out for the poor souls who had to model its thermal conductivity.