Who Had The Most Rizz In Physics History?

The decreasing gravitational acceleration from middle school (10 m/s²) to high school (9.81 m/s²) perfectly explains why teenagers seem to fall more slowly toward their academic responsibilities. The real reason we round to 10 m/s² in middle school isn't to simplify calculations—it's because puberty literally warps spacetime. By senior year, gravity approaches zero, which is why graduation caps can be thrown so high.

Poor Billy transformed from kinetic energy to potential energy and then... well... to thermal energy in the ground. The equation tells the whole tragic story - as he fell, his potential energy (mgh) converted to kinetic energy (½mv²), but unfortunately, the negative sign indicates he lost all that height... permanently. Physics doesn't care about your feelings, just your final velocity.

The scientific hierarchy of smugness in one perfect image! While the teacher sticks to the basic curriculum (solid, liquid, gas), the know-it-all student flexes with plasma - that superhot ionized state found in stars and lightning. Meanwhile, the comedic genius in the bottom panel demolishes both with literal geographic states. It's the perfect representation of education levels: textbook knowledge → advanced concepts → completely missing the point. Next time your professor mentions states of matter, just nod wisely and ask if Massachusetts counts.

Playing catch with a plutonium sphere? What could go wrong? The Demon Core was a subcritical mass of plutonium that killed two physicists in separate incidents when they accidentally let the hemispheres get too close. Turns out nuclear material makes for a terrible pétanque ball! The difference between "fun day with friends" and "lethal radiation exposure" is literally just a screwdriver slipping. Nuclear physics: where "oops" can be your last word.

The cosmic microwave background (CMB) is basically the universe's baby photos! In 1978, Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson won the Nobel Prize for accidentally discovering this primordial radiation while trying to fix a pesky "noise" in their radio antenna. They thought it was bird poop causing the interference (seriously), but SURPRISE—it was actually the 13.8-billion-year-old leftover heat from the Big Bang! Talk about the ultimate photobomb of the cosmos! Their accidental discovery provided the smoking gun evidence that the universe began with a bang rather than existing forever. Greatest scientific "oops" in history!

Gravitational relationship status: It's complicated . This meme brilliantly uses Lagrange points—those magical spots in space where gravitational forces balance perfectly—to illustrate relationship insecurity. You're positioned at the Moon, while "her" is at L1 (between Earth and Sun), creating a precarious gravitational equilibrium. Meanwhile, "the guy she tells you not to worry about" sits at L3, directly opposite from Earth relative to the Sun, hiding in plain sight! The cosmic joke? L3 is unstable and would require constant adjustment to maintain position—just like that suspicious "friend" who's always orbiting around your relationship. Celestial mechanics and dating anxiety have never been so perfectly aligned!