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Yeah I'm An Engineer Student Doing Online School. How Could You Tell?

Yeah I'm An Engineer Student Doing Online School. How Could You Tell?
The exhausted Squidward face perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of engineering students during online school. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from partying—they're from staring at differential equations at 4 AM while the professor's mic cuts out every 30 seconds. Engineering students have evolved to function on 80% caffeine, 15% stress, and 5% actual knowledge. The transition from building actual bridges to desperately trying to screen-share MATLAB code that won't compile has broken them. Their rooms now resemble disaster zones with notebooks full of calculations that might as well be hieroglyphics at this point.

Mathematical Malarkey With Squidward

Mathematical Malarkey With Squidward
The mathematical absurdity here is delicious. Six weeks contains 3,628,800 seconds, not 10. This is like claiming there are only 3 atoms in the universe or that pi equals exactly 3. The perfect representation of those "fun facts" that spread online with the confidence of someone who's never bothered to do basic arithmetic. Next time your student claims "I only studied for 10 seconds" before failing your exam, perhaps they're using Squidward's temporal measurement system.

The Nerve Of Some People

The Nerve Of Some People
Nothing like declaring physics "complete" right before someone revolutionizes the entire field! Lord Kelvin's infamous "physics is finished" statement aged about as well as milk in the Sahara. Poor guy thought we just needed more decimal places, then Planck comes along with quantum mechanics and basically says "hold my beer" to classical physics. The ultimate scientific mic drop that left Kelvin looking like Squidward after someone mentioned the word "future." This is basically the 1900s version of "I've seen everything" right before the internet was invented.

That's Real Nice: The Periodic Table's Greatest Hit

That's Real Nice: The Periodic Table's Greatest Hit
The periodic table strikes again with its musical talents! This brilliant meme shows Squidward searching for the chemical formula for "ThAtSReAlNiCe" while Meghan Trainor's song "NO" plays in the toilet. Chemists spend years memorizing elements only to end up making dad jokes with them. The real genius here is spelling out a phrase using element symbols - something every chemistry student has attempted during a boring lecture. And yes, that toilet search result is basically what happens when you ask the universe for validation on your research hypothesis.

Organometallic Chemistry: Squidward Edition

Organometallic Chemistry: Squidward Edition
That moment when your ferrocene derivative starts looking suspiciously like Squidward's interpretive dance! The top shows a chemical reaction with a metal-centered compound sprouting multiple alkene arms, while the bottom is literally Squidward with his tentacles out looking EXACTLY like the molecular structure. Chemistry students everywhere are having flashbacks to drawing these ridiculous octopus-like structures in their notebooks. The iron atom is just sitting there in the middle like "yes, I am the star of this molecular performance!" This is what happens when chemists design molecules after watching too much SpongeBob!

The Orbital Innuendo

The Orbital Innuendo
Chemistry pickup lines just hit different! The meme shows Squidward looking suspiciously excited because someone claimed they're "only into d z 2 orbitals." For the uninitiated, d z 2 is one of five d-orbitals that describe where electrons might be found in atoms—and this particular one has a distinct shape with two lobes and a donut-shaped ring in the middle. So basically, she's saying she's only into a specific electron configuration, but the shape is... well... rather phallic. No wonder Squidward's running around like he just discovered free real estate in electron cloud form! Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and forwarding this to their study groups.

Run For Your Lives, It's Centrifugal Force!

Run For Your Lives, It's Centrifugal Force!
Physics students running for their lives the moment centrifugal forces enter the chat! The panic is real because technically, centrifugal force isn't even a "real" force—it's what physicists call a "fictitious force" that only appears in rotating reference frames. That's why your professor gets that eye twitch whenever someone mentions it. The proper term is "centripetal force" pointing inward, but try explaining that to Squidward as he's sprinting away from his laptop!

Chien-Shiung Wu Gang Rise Up!

Chien-Shiung Wu Gang Rise Up!
The meme brilliantly captures the historical struggle of women scientists like Chien-Shiung Wu, who performed the crucial experiment disproving the conservation of parity but watched two male colleagues win the Nobel Prize for the theory instead. That wide-eyed, shocked Squidward face is basically every female scientist throughout history watching their work get Columbus'd by male colleagues. Wu's experiment literally changed our understanding of physics, yet she got the scientific equivalent of "thanks for the help, sweetie." The scientific community's history of overlooking women's contributions is so consistent it could qualify as its own natural law—Newton's Fourth Law: Female Achievement Tends to Remain Uncredited Unless Acted Upon by Massive Public Outrage.

Kinda Difficult To Compete With Fluor

Kinda Difficult To Compete With Fluor
Entering an electronegativity contest against fluorine is like showing up to a weightlifting competition against The Rock. With a whopping 3.98 on the Pauling scale, fluorine is the ultimate electron-hungry element in the periodic table. It'll rip electrons from other atoms faster than free pizza disappears at a grad student seminar. The squidward face perfectly captures that moment of chemical despair when you realize you're about to get your electrons stolen so hard they'll need to file a police report.

Virtual Short Patience For This Circuit

Virtual Short Patience For This Circuit
The perfect fusion of engineering frustration and SpongeBob despair! This meme captures that moment when you're competing against an operational amplifier circuit—the triangular diagram shown—which is literally designed to amplify signals with perfect precision. Meanwhile, you're over there like Squidward, making absolutely no sense with your approach. It's the electrical engineering equivalent of bringing a potato to a gun fight. The op-amp just sits there, smugly following its mathematical principles while your logic circuits are clearly fried. Anyone who's ever debugged a circuit board at 2AM knows this exact feeling of intellectual inadequacy!