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Statistics: The Art Of Selective Reasoning
Math Medicine Science Research
20 days ago 4.3K views 0 shares
Statistics: The Art Of Selective Reasoning
Statistics: the dark art of finding the silver lining in a mushroom cloud! ☢️ The meme brilliantly captures how statistical facts can lead to hilariously twisted conclusions. Sure, smoking might knock 20 years off your life, but hey—at least you won't remember forgetting where you put your keys! It's the perfect example of correlation being weaponized for justification. Next up in my lab: proving that eating ice cream prevents shark attacks because nobody gets bitten while holding a cone! *maniacal scientist laughter*

The Real Black Hole Discovery
Astronomy Physics Universe Science
1 month ago 6.8K views 0 shares
The Real Black Hole Discovery
The first-ever image of a black hole wasn't just a groundbreaking scientific achievement—it was apparently Snoop Dogg taking a massive hit all along. Turns out the singularity at the center of M87 that required a planet-sized telescope array and petabytes of data to capture is just what happens when you've got that astronomical kush. Scientists spent decades developing the technology to peer 55 million light-years into space, while Snoop's been demonstrating the same physics with his lighter for years. Einstein never mentioned that spacetime gets extra curved when you're blazed.

Cardiovascular Bronchitis: When Medical Terminology Meets Pop Culture
Medicine
1 month ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Cardiovascular Bronchitis: When Medical Terminology Meets Pop Culture
In what might be the most brilliant case of backronym creation in pop culture history, we've got Professor Barclay here performing some truly inspired medical etymology. Smoking three cigarettes simultaneously would indeed put you on the fast track to cardiovascular bronchitis—if such a condition actually existed in medical literature. What we're witnessing is the beautiful intersection of pulmonology humor and celebrity nomenclature. The professor's confidence in this completely fabricated medical diagnosis is the kind of unwavering certainty I wish my graduate students had when defending their questionable research methodologies. Next up: proving that Snoop Dogg is actually an acronym for "Systematic Neurological Observation Of Pulmonary Disorders." I'm taking no questions at this time.