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Engineering Colleges: Where Dreams Go To Die

Engineering Colleges: Where Dreams Go To Die
Those bright-eyed high school seniors touring campus have no idea what's coming. There you are, hanging out a window with your 14-page problem set that's due in 20 minutes, trying to warn them like some deranged prophet. "Run while you still can! They don't tell you about the all-nighters! The coffee doesn't even work anymore!" Meanwhile, the tour guide below is spouting nonsense about "enriching academic experiences" and "vibrant campus life." Sure, if by "vibrant" they mean the hallucinations you get after 72 hours without sleep trying to finish your thermodynamics project.

The Scandalous Affair: Sleep And P-Chem

The Scandalous Affair: Sleep And P-Chem
The eternal betrayal of sleep! This poor scientist is living the ultimate academic nightmare—professing love to sleep, only to have sleep run off with Physical Chemistry textbooks behind her back! Let's be honest, Physical Chemistry is the homewrecker of the science world. With its devilish differential equations and thermodynamic terrors, it steals more sleep than a triple espresso! The scientist's shocked face in the last panel is EVERY student who's ever opened that Atkins textbook at 2 AM thinking "I'll just review one concept" only to find themselves sobbing into dawn's early light. P-Chem: turning peaceful nights into mathematical nightmares since forever! 🧪⚗️

Engineering School: The Ultimate Human Transformation Experiment

Engineering School: The Ultimate Human Transformation Experiment
The transformation from bright-eyed optimist to sleep-deprived cynic happens faster than the half-life of radioactive isotopes! Engineering school doesn't just teach you about stress and strain in materials—it demonstrates it on your soul. That cheerful freshman who thought they'd build rockets and robots? Fast forward through endless problem sets, impossible exams, and 3AM design projects fueled by energy drinks, and behold: a hollow-eyed human calculator who can solve differential equations but has forgotten what sunlight looks like. The best part? After graduation, they'll still voluntarily call themselves an engineer. Stockholm syndrome at its scientific finest!

This Is A Cry For Help

This Is A Cry For Help
The eternal physics grad student struggle captured in its purest form! Sleep becomes optional when you're trying to understand the subtle differences between interferometer calculations. For the uninitiated, a Michelson/Mach-Zehnder interferometer is used to measure tiny phase differences by splitting light beams and recombining them to create interference patterns. The homework solutions probably just say "trivial exercise left to reader" while our sleep-deprived hero is desperately trying to figure out why his calculations are giving him complex eigenvalues instead of power measurements. Behind him, that whiteboard with hexagonal structures (probably graphene or benzene rings) and equations is basically the inside of every physicist's brain at 4am. The academic version of "I've made a terrible mistake."

The Only Correct Way To Draw A Benzene Ring

The Only Correct Way To Draw A Benzene Ring
Behold, the "I have three exams tomorrow but I'm still going to draw every double bond in this benzene ring" masterpiece. Organic chemistry students spend years perfecting the hexagon only to end up with this sleep-deprived abomination that looks like it was drawn during an earthquake. Pro tip: if your benzene doesn't resemble something a kindergartner would draw, you're not truly experiencing the authentic chemistry curriculum. The resonance structures are clearly visible... in an alternate universe where symmetry doesn't exist.