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The Imaginary Girlfriend Equation

Math Science

1 day ago 3.4K views 0 shares

The Imaginary Girlfriend Equation

The perfect mathematical romance! When b² < 4ac, the quadratic formula yields no real solutions—only imaginary ones. Translation: this person's girlfriend exists purely in the imaginary realm. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "my girlfriend goes to another school... in another dimension." The quadratic discriminant just brutally exposed someone's fictional relationship status with cold, hard algebra. Next-level self-burn calculated to decimal precision!

Immunity By Involuntary Isolation

Engineering Academia

2 months ago 5.8K views 0 shares

Immunity By Involuntary Isolation

Engineering students just got murdered by their own university. The tweet essentially says "avoid contact with romantic partners... unless you're an engineering student because, well, we all know you don't have any." The casual brutality with which the University of Alberta acknowledges the stereotypical social desert of engineering student life is both savage and statistically accurate. The data doesn't lie—those differential equations aren't the only things going unsolved in their lives.