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Radioactive Self-Burn: When Being Alpha Isn't So Mighty
Physics Science
21 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Radioactive Self-Burn: When Being Alpha Isn't So Mighty
Behold! The most magnificent self-own in scientific history! The meme shows different types of radiation and their penetration abilities through various materials. Alpha particles (the supposed "alpha males") get stopped by a mere sheet of paper, while other radiation types like gamma rays blast through multiple barriers! In physics, alpha particles are hefty helium nuclei that get blocked by practically anything, including your skin. Meanwhile, those sneaky gamma rays need concrete bunkers to be stopped! So claiming to be an "alpha male" while showing a chart of radiation's pathetic penetration power is basically announcing "I can't get through a piece of paper!" 🤓💥

I Am Immortal Through Strategic Stupidity
Psychology Science Medicine
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
I Am Immortal Through Strategic Stupidity
Scientists: "Thinking too much can cause you to die sooner." Me with two brain cells fighting for third place: "Guess I'll live forever then!" The irony here is delicious. While neuroimaging studies actually do suggest cognitive stress can impact longevity, this person's self-burn about their limited intellectual horsepower is the ultimate loophole. Can't die from overthinking if you barely think at all! It's basically cheating the system through strategic stupidity. Darwin would be so confused right now.

Calculus Has No Chill
Math Academia
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Calculus Has No Chill
Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like grading calculus exams. The student started with a derivative, tried to find the original function, and somehow ended up insulting themselves before the professor could. That's what I call proactive self-deprecation —the most efficient way to fail. At least they saved me the trouble of writing "see me after class" in red ink. In 30 years of teaching, I've seen students integrate their way into all sorts of mathematical abominations, but rarely do they provide their own execution.

The Imaginary Girlfriend Equation
Math Science
1 month ago 4.6K views 0 shares
The Imaginary Girlfriend Equation
The perfect mathematical romance! When b² < 4ac, the quadratic formula yields no real solutions—only imaginary ones. Translation: this person's girlfriend exists purely in the imaginary realm. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "my girlfriend goes to another school... in another dimension." The quadratic discriminant just brutally exposed someone's fictional relationship status with cold, hard algebra. Next-level self-burn calculated to decimal precision!

Immunity By Involuntary Isolation
Engineering Academia
4 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
Immunity By Involuntary Isolation
Engineering students just got murdered by their own university. The tweet essentially says "avoid contact with romantic partners... unless you're an engineering student because, well, we all know you don't have any." The casual brutality with which the University of Alberta acknowledges the stereotypical social desert of engineering student life is both savage and statistically accurate. The data doesn't lie—those differential equations aren't the only things going unsolved in their lives.