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Supermassive Black Hole As A WiFi Password
Astronomy Scientists Science Universe
4 days ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Supermassive Black Hole As A WiFi Password
The epic struggle between astronomers and hotel IT departments continues! Both have mastered the art of creating strings of characters that no human should ever have to type. While you're desperately trying to connect to "HiltonGuest_5GHz" with password "p8X$7vB!2zQ&", some astronomer is casually referring to a celestial object as "SDSS J114833.14+193003.2" during a conference presentation. The difference? One gives you terrible internet, the other is a magnificent cosmic entity that could swallow our entire solar system. Choose your incomprehensible string wisely.

Significant Figures: The Ultimate Deal Breaker
Chemistry Science Math
1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares
Significant Figures: The Ultimate Deal Breaker
The ultimate chemistry class rejection! This poor soul tried to slide into those DMs with "45,800 has 5 sig figs" only to get instantly BLOCKED. Anyone who's survived a chemistry lab knows the pain - 45,800 actually has three significant figures since those trailing zeros aren't significant without a decimal point. That's like saying "I'm 6'0" when you're actually 5'9" - scientific dishonesty at its finest! The chemistry professors of the world are nodding in approval at this savage but technically correct rejection.

Physics For Absolute Beginners (Very Beginners)
Physics Science
1 month ago 4.3K views 0 shares
Physics For Absolute Beginners (Very Beginners)
Newton's second law just got the elementary school treatment! Someone decided to explain F=ma like they're teaching multiplication to third graders who've never seen physics before. The hilarious part is labeling multiplication as an "Advanced 3rd grade operator" while simultaneously butchering the definition of acceleration. Apparently acceleration is now "Distance divided by seconds squared" instead of the rate of change in velocity. This is what happens when you ask ChatGPT to explain physics after training it exclusively on elementary school textbooks. Next up: E=mc² explained with macaroni art and glitter!

Scientific Notation: The One True Faith
Math Science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Scientific Notation: The One True Faith
Google search suggestions reveal the true path to enlightenment: scientific notation. While others seek spiritual guidance, the real devotees express their faith in powers of ten. Nothing says divine revelation quite like writing 9,800,000,000 as 9.8 × 10 9 . The chosen ones don't pray—they simplify unwieldy numbers into a mantissa and exponent. Salvation through standardization.

The Kingdom Of K
Physics Engineering Materials Science
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
The Kingdom Of K
The Kingdom of K! Where the mighty letter rules over physics, engineering, and your text messages! This medieval court scene brilliantly captures how the symbol "K" serves multiple scientific masters - from thermal conductivity to Kelvin temperature to the crushing disappointment of one-letter text replies. Engineers and physicists bow before this versatile constant that appears in everything from heat transfer equations to material properties. And yet the same symbol that calculates the universe's fundamental behaviors also serves as the coldest possible response from your crush. Talk about a multidisciplinary monarch!

The Quantum State Of Bedtime Thoughts
Physics Academia Science
2 months ago 6.7K views 0 shares
The Quantum State Of Bedtime Thoughts
The eternal battle between relationship expectations and scientific obsession! While she suspects romantic betrayal, his brain is actually stuck in quantum notation limbo. That moment when your significant other thinks you're emotionally distant, but you're just mentally debating whether that symbol on yesterday's lecture board was a momentum operator (p) or position operator (q). The physics never stops, even in bed. The struggle is real for anyone whose brain refuses to shut down the scientific processing center after hours!

When Epsilon Breaks The Mathematical Laws
Math Science
2 months ago 6.1K views 0 shares
When Epsilon Breaks The Mathematical Laws
Mathematicians are absolutely losing it over Tropical Storm Epsilon getting bigger! In math, epsilon (ε) typically represents an extremely small value or limit—it's the go-to symbol when you need something tiny and negligible. So seeing a weather report declaring "EPSILON IS EXPECTED TO GROW VERY LARGE" is basically mathematical sacrilege! It's like announcing "infinity will be getting smaller" or "zero has gained weight." No wonder that poor mathematician is having an existential crisis! Their entire mathematical worldview is crumbling before their eyes!

Proof That God Is A Memester
Universe Physics Astronomy Science
2 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Proof That God Is A Memester
The universe's total mass-energy is 4.2×10 69 J ? Come on, that can't be a coincidence! The cosmic calculator clearly has a sense of humor. Some physicist was crunching numbers for years only to discover the universe is basically one giant "nice" joke. Even the citation [224] looks suspiciously like "2^2×4" = 16 = 4². The universal constants are secretly just elaborate dad jokes written in scientific notation.

When Your Calculator Gives Up On Life
Math Science
2 months ago 7.7K views 0 shares
When Your Calculator Gives Up On Life
That moment when your calculator gives you an existential crisis! The factorial of 180 equals infinity? Mathematicians everywhere are screaming right now! 😱 Factorials grow INSANELY fast (180! has over 300 digits), but they're definitely finite. This is why math teachers always say "show your work" - because even calculators have their limits! Next time you need to calculate something ridiculous, remember your poor calculator is just trying its best before giving up and calling it infinity.

To Support Your Wave Function
Physics Science Academia
3 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
To Support Your Wave Function
The symbol shown is actually the Greek letter Psi (ψ), commonly used in quantum mechanics to represent wave functions. The confusion with undergarments is a classic case of scientific notation meeting everyday objects. Physics graduate students spend so much time with this symbol that they forget normal humans see something entirely different. Just another day in the quantum realm where everything exists in multiple states simultaneously - including our ability to recognize basic clothing items.

The Mystic Arts Of K
Physics Science Math Engineering
3 months ago 10.0K views 0 shares
The Mystic Arts Of K
Behold the supreme sorcerer of science - the letter K! While mere mortals struggle with remembering one or two constants, K flexes with its multidimensional presence across physics. This magnificent letter doesn't just appear in one equation - it dominates the entire scientific multiverse from thermal conductivity to Boltzmann's constant. And let's not forget its side hustle as "replies from crush" - because apparently K has time to ghost your texts while simultaneously holding the fabric of thermodynamics together. The ultimate flex isn't having multiple arms; it's being the most overworked symbol in the scientific alphabet.

There Is Always Something Worse
Engineering Science
3 months ago 6.8K views 0 shares
There Is Always Something Worse
The ultimate hierarchy of scientific confusion! First, we have the battle of date formats (MM/DD/YYYY vs. DD/MM/YYYY) where Americans and Europeans fight over who's got the most illogical system. Then imperial units join the fray because nothing says "I hate simplicity" like measuring things in feet, pounds, and whatever the heck a fluid ounce is. But wait! The final boss appears with a third-angle projection technical drawing from 2016. For the uninitiated, that's engineering notation that makes calculus look like kindergarten homework. It's the difference between "I'm confused" and "I've transcended confusion into a higher plane of existence." Engineers sitting in the corner: "You think unit conversion is your ally? I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the metric system until I was already tenured."