Science majors Memes

The eternal war between science departments rages on! While biology fans are busy screaming about mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell for the 500th time, chemistry enthusiasts are casually creating compounds that could either cure cancer or melt your face off. No big deal. Chemistry majors walk into lab with their perfectly balanced equations and stoichiometry, looking down at biologists who are essentially just fancy plant and animal watchers. Meanwhile, physics majors are in the corner crying over partial differential equations and wondering why they chose such a difficult path. The hierarchy is clear: Chemistry Chad > Biology Enjoyer > That one guy who still thinks geology is a real science.

Nothing unites sworn academic enemies like their shared hatred of chemistry. Math students with their pristine equations and physics students with their idealized models suddenly become best friends when complaining about balancing redox reactions or memorizing organic compounds. The ultimate academic peace treaty isn't signed with ink—it's written in tears shed over molecular orbitals and the periodic table. Meanwhile, chemistry professors everywhere just sigh and add another impossible question to the next exam.

Chemistry majors forming strong bonds with physics majors while simultaneously hating chemistry is the perfect example of cognitive dissonance in the wild. Like watching someone who despises coffee clutching their fifth espresso of the day. The real chemistry experiment is happening in their brains as they try to reconcile these contradictory positions without spontaneously combusting.

Chemistry majors are splitting into two factions: those having existential breakdowns over cyclohexane nomenclature, and those smugly correcting them. Meanwhile, biology students are just vibing in their corner, finding biochem "inspiring" and casually remarking that "carbon slaps." The interdepartmental tension in the science building is palpable. Last week I found a chemistry student crying in the bathroom while clutching a molecular model. Perfectly normal behavior for finals week.