Chemistry Is Superior

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Chemistry Is Superior

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The eternal war between science departments rages on! While biology fans are busy screaming about mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell for the 500th time, chemistry enthusiasts are casually creating compounds that could either cure cancer or melt your face off. No big deal.

Chemistry majors walk into lab with their perfectly balanced equations and stoichiometry, looking down at biologists who are essentially just fancy plant and animal watchers. Meanwhile, physics majors are in the corner crying over partial differential equations and wondering why they chose such a difficult path.

The hierarchy is clear: Chemistry Chad > Biology Enjoyer > That one guy who still thinks geology is a real science.

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