Reinventing Memes

Behold, the revolutionary mathematical breakthrough that is... *checks notes*... basic algebra! This mathematical Columbus has "discovered" what first-year students learn before their first coffee break. Next up: this brilliant mind will reveal their groundbreaking invention called "subtraction" and ask if anyone's heard of it before. The sheer confidence of explaining the fundamental concept of finding roots as if unveiling the secrets of the universe is peak academic comedy. Somewhere, Newton and Leibniz are slow-clapping in the afterlife.

That crushing moment when your "revolutionary" mathematical insight was actually discovered by some ancient Greek dude wearing a toga. Nothing humbles you faster than learning your brilliant epiphany about prime numbers was thoroughly explored by Euclid in 300 BCE. The mathematical universe is just one giant game of "too late to the party" where Newton and Leibniz are still arguing about who invented calculus first while you're in the corner thinking you've discovered something by doodling during a boring lecture. Even Einstein had to deal with Lorentz being like "yeah, I kinda already worked on that transformation thing." The history of mathematics is basically just a timeline of brilliant people saying "I thought of it first!" followed by librarians saying "actually..."