Pregnancy Memes

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No It Doesn't Affect My Baby: Electromagnetism Edition

No It Doesn't Affect My Baby: Electromagnetism Edition
The top panel shows a pregnant woman with wine and cigarettes claiming "No it doesn't affect my baby." Fast forward to the bottom panel, and her child has grown into a physics prodigy who believes ∇·B ≠ 0 — directly violating Maxwell's equations which state that magnetic monopoles don't exist (∇·B = 0). This kid is basically claiming magnetic monopoles are real! That's like a physicist's version of believing the Earth is flat. The poor child's understanding of electromagnetism got permanently scrambled in utero. Next thing you know, they'll be trying to build a perpetual motion machine powered by their "revolutionary" magnetic theory!

Progesterone Supremacy

Progesterone Supremacy
The ultimate reproductive alliance! This meme captures the temporary but powerful team-up between the corpus luteum and placenta - the reproductive system's most crucial handshake. The corpus luteum produces progesterone early in pregnancy until the placenta develops enough to take over hormone production. It's basically a hormonal relay race where the baton is progesterone. Without this seamless transition, pregnancy couldn't continue - talk about pressure! The bottom panel reveals their shared mission: "functioning as endocrine structures temporarily." Biology's version of "I got you covered until you're ready to take over" - the ultimate workplace transition plan!

Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Science

Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Science
Technically correct, the best kind of correct. This graph isn't revealing some miraculous public health breakthrough—it's just pointing out that people stop being classified as "teens" after age 19. The dramatic drop is simply a definitional cliff, not a medical miracle. It's like saying "death rates among the living remain at 0%." Statistics: where correlation, causation, and common sense go to battle it out in a cage match.

Evolution's Procrastination Problem

Evolution's Procrastination Problem
The myometrium—that specialized layer of uterine smooth muscle—is basically evolution's most epic procrastinator. It spends 9 months doing absolutely nothing, then suddenly has to perform the physiological equivalent of a marathon with zero preparation! The meme brilliantly portrays Satan himself as impressed by this chaotic biological design choice. Even the prince of darkness is like "respect" for this particularly diabolical bit of reproductive engineering. From a biomechanical perspective, it's like giving someone a Ferrari that's been in storage for months and expecting them to immediately win the Grand Prix. Nature's efficiency at its most questionably designed!