Philosoraptor Memes

The Philosoraptor strikes again with a hilarious misapplication of Newton's law of universal gravitation! While massive objects do exert stronger gravitational forces (F = G(m₁m₂)/r²), human attraction operates on entirely different principles involving pheromones, symmetry, and cultural factors. The gravitational pull from even the most massive human is negligible compared to Earth's pull, measuring mere nanonewtons. Your dating success is safe from the tyranny of physics equations!