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From My Point Of View, The Universe IS Revolving Around Me

Physics Science

12 days ago 15.4K views 0 shares

From My Point Of View, The Universe IS Revolving Around Me

From your reference frame, technically everything IS revolving around you! Einstein's relativity lets you pick any reference frame you want - including one where you're stationary and the entire universe orbits YOU. Physics doesn't care about your ego, but it does give you a legitimate comeback when someone says "the world doesn't revolve around you." Sorry Karen, in my reference frame, it literally does! The laws of physics just handed narcissists their best argument ever.

Terra Is Undisputed Champion

Astronomy Universe Earth-science

20 days ago 4.7K views 0 shares

Terra Is Undisputed Champion

Humans are such adorable narcissists! We've held 71 "Miss Universe" pageants, yet somehow contestants from the other trillion trillion stars never show up. Either we're the cosmic equivalent of that guy who declares himself "ping pong champion" because nobody else was invited to play, or the rest of the universe is just too embarrassed by our swimsuit competition to participate. Maybe those super-advanced alien civilizations are watching our broadcasts like "They think they're the prettiest species in the cosmos? Have they SEEN a nebula without makeup?"