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Rigged Elections: When The Brain Counts Its Own Votes
Biology Medicine Science
10 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Rigged Elections: When The Brain Counts Its Own Votes
The brain literally voting for itself as the best organ is peak narcissism in biology. Of course the organ responsible for the poll would rig the election! Meanwhile, the poor spleen sits at 2% wondering what it did wrong besides filtering blood and fighting infections. The heart's modest 21% showing it has some supporters, but let's be honest—the brain was counting the votes. Classic neurological propaganda.

The Self-Citation Circle Of Trust
Academia Research Scientists Science
24 days ago 4.3K views 0 shares
The Self-Citation Circle Of Trust
The ultimate academic flex: citing yourself! Nothing screams "intellectual narcissism" quite like a researcher who's created their own little citation circle of trust. It's basically the academic equivalent of high-fiving yourself in the mirror while whispering "you're brilliant" five times. The publish-or-perish culture has created this beautiful phenomenon where researchers can boost their h-index by becoming their own biggest fan. "As I brilliantly stated in my 2021 paper, which built upon my groundbreaking 2020 paper, which referenced my seminal 2019 paper..." Fun fact: Some journals now limit self-citations because apparently some researchers were getting a bit too comfortable with their academic self-love!

From My Point Of View, The Universe IS Revolving Around Me
Physics Science
2 months ago 18.1K views 0 shares
From My Point Of View, The Universe IS Revolving Around Me
From your reference frame, technically everything IS revolving around you! Einstein's relativity lets you pick any reference frame you want - including one where you're stationary and the entire universe orbits YOU. Physics doesn't care about your ego, but it does give you a legitimate comeback when someone says "the world doesn't revolve around you." Sorry Karen, in my reference frame, it literally does! The laws of physics just handed narcissists their best argument ever.

Terra Is Undisputed Champion
Astronomy Universe Earth-science
2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
Terra Is Undisputed Champion
Humans are such adorable narcissists! We've held 71 "Miss Universe" pageants, yet somehow contestants from the other trillion trillion stars never show up. Either we're the cosmic equivalent of that guy who declares himself "ping pong champion" because nobody else was invited to play, or the rest of the universe is just too embarrassed by our swimsuit competition to participate. Maybe those super-advanced alien civilizations are watching our broadcasts like "They think they're the prettiest species in the cosmos? Have they SEEN a nebula without makeup?"