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My Mom Was Right
Physics Tech Astronomy Science
22 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
My Mom Was Right
Suddenly deprived of digital distractions, you discover your latent Feynman-level genius. The blackboard covered in orbital mechanics is just you trying to calculate how long until the nearest charging station opens. Turns out your mother's "you'd be so smart if you just put down that phone" prophecy had merit after all. Now if only you could remember where you left your charger instead of deriving planetary motion equations from first principles.

Moms Discover Agile Methodology
Tech Engineering
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Moms Discover Agile Methodology
Mom accidentally discovers the truth about those mysterious daily "stand-up" meetings in tech! What she thought was her kid practicing comedy routines is actually the sacred engineering ritual of daily scrum meetings! The ultimate collision between parent surveillance and modern work culture - where engineers aren't telling jokes, they're just explaining why that bug is still not fixed for the fifth day in a row. Next time you're in a stand-up, remember your mom thinks you're working on your tight five for Comedy Central!

When Your Mom Is A Crystallographer
Math Chemistry Materials Science
1 month ago 9.2K views 0 shares
When Your Mom Is A Crystallographer
That moment when you realize your mom is a crystallographer with anger issues! The poor geometric shape is experiencing the universal dread that comes when your full name echoes through the house. Except instead of "John Michael Smith," this unfortunate polyhedron gets called "Pentahexagonal Pyritoheptacontatetrahedron!" Mathematicians and chemists everywhere are having flashbacks to being caught drawing molecular structures on the living room wall. Even complex geometric structures aren't immune to maternal wrath!