Messy code Memes

The eternal purgatory of astrophysics coding. Naval officer criticizes your simulation package as "the worst code I've ever run," but Jack Sparrow delivers the universal truth of computational astrophysics: it's horrifically written, violates every programming principle known to mankind, and yet... somehow... it produces results. That's not a bug, that's just how the universe works. The real dark matter was the spaghetti code we wrote along the way.