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Crazy How Much Distance There Is Between The Parts Of An Atom
Physics Science Universe
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Crazy How Much Distance There Is Between The Parts Of An Atom
The perfect visualization of the physics paradox that haunts my sleep. Most people don't realize that atoms are basically nothing—99.9999% empty space. If we scaled an atom to the size of a football stadium, the nucleus would be a pea at midfield while electrons orbit somewhere in the nosebleed seats. Meanwhile, the universe itself follows the same pattern—vast emptiness punctuated by occasional matter. So technically, you're mostly nothing... which explains a lot about my dating life.

You Matter, Until You Energy
Physics Science Universe
3 days ago 19.4K views 0 shares
You Matter, Until You Energy
Just a little physics humor for your day. The meme is playing with Einstein's famous equation E=mc² where mass (m) multiplied by the speed of light squared (c²) equals energy (E). So technically, you're matter until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then you're energy. Physics jokes - they're relatively funny, but only when you're in the right frame of reference.

You Matter! Until You Don't
Physics Science
13 days ago 10.3K views 0 shares
You Matter! Until You Don't
The nerdiest motivational poster ever! This genius play on Einstein's E=mc² equation starts with an encouraging "YOU MATTER" before delivering the physics punchline. According to relativity, mass (m) converts to energy (E) when multiplied by c² (speed of light squared). So technically, if you multiply yourself by the speed of light, you'd transform from matter into pure energy. The perfect physics joke for when someone needs both validation and a reminder of their theoretical convertibility to approximately 90 petajoules of energy per kilogram of body mass. Talk about having potential!

When Matter Meets Antimatter
Physics Science Universe
1 month ago 3.8K views 0 shares
When Matter Meets Antimatter
The ultimate cosmic showdown! If matter and antimatter ever met at a beach party, they'd instantly annihilate each other in a massive energy explosion. That's literally what happens in particle physics—these opposing forces can't coexist without going BOOM! 💥 The meme brilliantly captures their mutual hostility with a simple "F you!" exchange. In reality, scientists have to keep antimatter in special electromagnetic containers to prevent it from touching ANY matter. The tiniest contact would convert their mass into pure energy (E=mc²). Talk about relationship issues!

The Quantum Ghost Paradox
Physics Science Chemistry
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
The Quantum Ghost Paradox
The existential quantum crisis we never knew we needed! It's true—atoms are mostly empty space with tiny nuclei and electron clouds occupying just 0.0001% of their volume. The electromagnetic forces between these particles create what we perceive as "solid" matter through quantum field interactions. So technically, you're not sitting on a chair; you're levitating slightly above it as electron clouds repel each other! The Pauli exclusion principle and electromagnetic repulsion prevent us from ghosting through walls, not actual "fullness" of matter. Next time someone says you're dense, remind them you're actually 99.9999% nothing!

What Matters? Not Matter!
Physics Science
2 months ago 13.4K views 0 shares
What Matters? Not Matter!
The perfect physics pun doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! This meme brilliantly plays on the dual meaning of "matter." While wealthy people claim money doesn't matter (despite literally sitting with piles of cash), physicists take it to the next level by declaring that friction, air resistance, shape, and mass—fundamental properties of matter itself—don't matter either. It's the ultimate physicist move to ignore real-world complications when solving problems. "Assume a frictionless surface" is basically the "let them eat cake" of physics.

The Theory Of Atomic Distrust
Physics Chemistry Science
2 months ago 10.3K views 0 shares
The Theory Of Atomic Distrust
This meme plays on the dual meaning of "make up" - atoms literally compose everything in the universe, while "making up" also means fabricating or lying about something. It's basically the subatomic version of dad jokes! The skeptical Fry character from Futurama delivers this pun with his trademark suspicion, suggesting atoms are untrustworthy narrators of reality. What makes this extra delicious for science nerds is that atoms are mostly empty space, with electrons existing in probability clouds rather than fixed locations. So in a way, they really are "making things up" as they go along!

The Fourth State Of Matter
Physics Science Chemistry
3 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares
The Fourth State Of Matter
Behold! A magnificent pun that would make Einstein snort coffee through his nose! While enthusiastic witch-girl is ready to drop some hot physics knowledge about plasma (the actual fourth state of matter where electrons break free from atoms at high temperatures), blue-haired girl delivers the ultimate scientific dad joke. "Doesn't matter" - get it? Because it literally doesn't matter to her, but also it's a play on the word "matter" itself! *maniacal scientist laughter* Physics humor at its finest, folks! Next up in my lab: trying to find the fifth state of matter... or maybe just my missing coffee mug that disappeared into its own quantum dimension.

The True Way Of Atomic Emptiness
Physics Science Chemistry Universe
4 months ago 11.3K views 0 shares
The True Way Of Atomic Emptiness
Forget optimism vs pessimism! Why worry about a glass being half full when the mind-blowing reality is that everything—the water, air, glass, and even YOU—is mostly empty space! 🤯 That's right! Atoms are like tiny solar systems with electrons orbiting a nucleus, but the space between them makes up 99.9999% of matter's volume. So that existential crisis you're having? It's technically happening in mostly nothing! Next time someone asks if you're a glass-half-full person, hit 'em with "Actually, I'm a glass-barely-exists person" and watch their brain short-circuit. Quantum physics: making regular problems disappear since 1900!

Minecraft Physics
Physics Science
4 months ago 9.7K views 0 shares
Minecraft Physics
Conservation of matter? Please. In Minecraft, I can turn a single bucket of water into an infinite source. Take that, Lavoisier! And don't get me started on lava—one block can burn eternally without depleting. Meanwhile, physics teachers are still drawing those boring energy diagrams while I'm over here casually breaking the first law of thermodynamics with a couple of pixelated blocks. Who's the intellectual now, science?

The Truth May Shock You
Chemistry Physics Science Academia
4 months ago 14.0K views 0 shares
The Truth May Shock You
Fighting words have been spoken in the eternal disciplinary smackdown! Chemistry is essentially physics with substance—literally. While physicists are off chasing theoretical particles and abstract concepts, chemists are in the lab making things go boom with actual matter. This savage take is technically correct—chemistry does focus on the interactions of matter, while physics covers both matter and energy in more abstract terms. It's like saying "cooking is just applied chemistry" or "biology is just chemistry that moves around on its own." No physicist will change this brave soul's mind because deep down they know it's true—they're just jealous their equations don't make pretty colors in test tubes.