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When The Communist Manifesto Meets Calculus

When The Communist Manifesto Meets Calculus
Karl Marx: brilliant at critiquing capitalism, catastrophically bad at calculus. His "proof" is like dividing by zero and declaring victory—mathematicians everywhere just spilled their coffee. Marx tried to overthrow calculus the same way he wanted to overthrow capitalism, but limits and derivatives refused to join his revolution. Turns out you can't seize the means of differentiation by just declaring "0/0 = whatever I want it to be." Even the most radical mathematician knows that's not how rates of change work. The real contradiction here isn't in calculus—it's in Marx thinking he could cancel math.

Three Brilliant Minds, Three Different Takes On Time

Three Brilliant Minds, Three Different Takes On Time
Physics meets conspiracy theory in this scientific evolution of time! Newton's classical mechanics viewed time as flowing equally for everyone everywhere—no exceptions. Then Einstein crashed the party with relativity, proving time actually stretches and compresses depending on your speed and gravitational situation (that meeting really did last forever). But Marx takes the philosophical plot twist: forget the physics—time is just capitalism's greatest marketing scam! The progression from objective scientific truth to "wake up sheeple!" is pure genius. Next time your watch says you're late, just explain you reject the temporal-industrial complex.

The Timekeeping Conspiracy

The Timekeeping Conspiracy
The scientific paradigm shift meets conspiracy theory! Newton gave us absolute time, Einstein bent it with relativity, and then Marx comes in with the ultimate hot take—it's all a capitalist plot to sell clocks. The beautiful evolution of physics from Newtonian mechanics to Einsteinian relativity gets derailed into economic theory faster than light through a vacuum. Next up: Schrödinger reveals time is both a particle AND a wave, but only when no one's looking at their watch.