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Weightless Wonder: When Physics Meets Pre-Op Instructions

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3 days ago 3.3K views 0 shares

Weightless Wonder: When Physics Meets Pre-Op Instructions

When doctors tell you to lose weight before surgery, they're talking about diet and exercise—not momentarily becoming weightless by jumping! The patient's brilliant "physics hack" of jumping to technically lose weight for a split second is met with Thanos-level disapproval. Gravity doesn't care about your medical loopholes, friend. Nice try exploiting the difference between mass and weight, but doctors prefer their pre-op weight loss to last longer than 0.5 seconds.

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome: Engineering Edition

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1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome: Engineering Edition

Engineers don't see restrictions—they see design challenges. When a professor limits formula sheets to "one-sided," the solution is obvious: transform the topological properties of a sheet of paper through strategic folding. It's just applied non-Euclidean geometry with a dash of desperation. The Möbius strip was clearly amateur hour—this is what happens when you combine differential equations with sleep deprivation.