Lifehack Memes

Just your average Tuesday in the lab: create extreme pressure conditions in the deep ocean, trigger a carbon implosion reaching temperatures comparable to the sun, and harvest diamonds. Nature's pressure cooker hack that geology textbooks don't want you to know about. Forget waiting millions of years for diamond formation—just weaponize basic physics and commit minor environmental crimes. The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme for the scientifically unhinged.