Hospital Memes

The physics joke here is *chef's kiss* brilliant! When someone is born and dies in the same hospital, their total displacement in life equals ZERO - despite all the distance traveled between! It's Newton's revenge from beyond the grave! Your life's journey might include climbing mountains, crossing oceans, and backpacking through Europe, but physics just sees the start and end points and goes "meh, zero net movement." This is why physicists make terrible motivational speakers.

This is physics humor at its finest! The meme plays with the concept of displacement in physics, which is defined as the change in position of an object from its starting point. If you're born in a hospital and later die in that exact same hospital, your net displacement over your entire life is technically zero (final position minus initial position equals zero). But your velocity ? That's a whole different story! Your average velocity would only be zero if you never left that spot for your entire life. The beauty of this joke is how it completely ignores all those thousands of miles you traveled during your lifetime and reduces your entire existence to a physics equation. Talk about an existential crisis wrapped in a kinematics problem!

Technically correct, the best kind of correct in physics. Average velocity equals displacement divided by time, and if your final position matches your initial position, your displacement is zero. Born and died at the same GPS coordinates? Congratulations, you've achieved perfect life symmetry. Your entire existence: a closed loop in spacetime with net zero movement. Nature's way of saying "you didn't really go anywhere with your life" - but mathematically.