Heartbreak Memes

Someone calculated the gravitational attraction between themselves and their crush versus the Moon's gravitational pull on their crush—and the results are DEVASTATING! 😭 The top calculation shows the Moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -3 Newtons on a 60kg person. The bottom calculation reveals the gravitational attraction between two people standing 2 meters apart is only 7.80×10 -8 Newtons. That's 25,000 times weaker! No wonder they're crying—they're literally less attractive than a rock floating in space. The dedication to learn LaTeX just to mathematically confirm their romantic failure is peak science heartbreak.

The mathematical heartbreak is real! This genius calculated the gravitational force between himself (60kg) and his crush (78kg) at 2m distance, yielding 7.80×10 -8 Newtons. Meanwhile, the Moon's pull on her is 1.97×10 -3 Newtons—roughly 25,000 times stronger! Newton's law of gravitation proving once again that the universe has zero respect for your dating life. The LaTeX formatting really sells the desperation of comparing yourself to a 7.35×10 22 kg celestial body. Pro tip: maybe try reducing the distance variable instead of crying about astronomical competition?

Gravitational heartbreak quantified. The calculations show the moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -4 N on this person's crush, while he only manages a pathetic 7.80×10 -8 N. That's a difference of four orders of magnitude. The universe itself is literally pulling them apart. Newton's law of universal gravitation strikes again, proving that sometimes science can mathematically confirm your romantic inadequacy.

When your love life is so disappointing you turn to theoretical physics for comfort! This poor soul is using the multiverse theory to cope with rejection by calculating the probability (p≠0) that in some parallel universe, his crush might actually like him back. The equation on the whiteboard is basically a heartbreak formula disguised as quantum mechanics, with the variables literally spelling out "Together," "Separated," "Universe," and "You." Nothing says romance like desperately searching for a universe where the odds are in your favor! Even Einstein didn't think of using relativity to solve dating problems!