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The Four Horsemen Of Laboratory Hygiene
Lab-life Chemistry Biology Physics Science
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The Four Horsemen Of Laboratory Hygiene
The four horsemen of lab hygiene, everyone. Chemists washing hands before touching anything is pure self-preservation—those compounds don't care about your skin's pH preferences. Meanwhile, physicists are too busy contemplating whether hand-washing exists in all parallel universes to actually do it. Biologists know exactly what microscopic horror show lives on bathroom surfaces. They've seen those cultures. Normal people think explaining their hand-washing habits is reasonable, unaware they've just triggered four different scientific threat assessments simultaneously.

The Great Percentage Pandemonium
Math Biology Medicine Science
2 months ago 12.1K views 0 shares
The Great Percentage Pandemonium
The mathematical meltdown is real! Someone tried to add 31% (men who wash hands) and 65% (women who wash hands) to get 96% total population with clean hands. But wait! Unless we've discovered a new form of bacterial arithmetic, that's not how percentages of different groups work! 🧫 Those bacteria in the image are practically high-fiving each other over this statistical blunder. The correct calculation would need to account for the proportion of men vs women in the population. Basic math errors + microscopic pathogens = the perfect recipe for both statistical and biological contamination! Meanwhile, those rod-shaped bacteria are throwing a party on unwashed hands everywhere. Wash your hands, people! The microbes are watching... and multiplying exponentially!