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So What Are You Doing Here?
Math Scientists Physics Science
8 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
So What Are You Doing Here?
Isaac Newton judging your scrolling habits from the 1600s is the ultimate time-traveling guilt trip! Fun fact: Newton actually invented calculus (and differential equations) during a pandemic lockdown when Cambridge University closed due to the plague. Meanwhile, we're just here doom-scrolling through cat videos. The irony? Newton couldn't possibly have said this quote since social media wasn't invented until 300+ years after his death! He was too busy discovering gravity after an apple allegedly bonked him on the head to worry about your TikTok addiction. Now excuse me while I close this app and... oh wait, just one more meme...

Einstein's Time Travel Wisdom (That He Never Said)
Physics Scientists Science
1 month ago 3.8K views 0 shares
Einstein's Time Travel Wisdom (That He Never Said)
Einstein never said this, but it's still hilariously wrong in all the right ways. The grandfather paradox is precisely what happens if you murder your ancestor—you couldn't exist to do the murdering in the first place! It's like saying "it's not a diet if you eat the cake before stepping on the scale." The quote perfectly captures how fake science quotes spread faster than actual physics knowledge. Next they'll tell us Newton discovered gravity when an apple hit him in the face while he was trying to invent the iPhone.

Why Tf Would He Say This
Scientists Tech Science
2 months ago 5.0K views 0 shares
Why Tf Would He Say This
Technically, submerging your laptop in cold water would cool it down... permanently. This fake quote perfectly captures the internet's obsession with turning scientists into meme-worthy advice dispensers. It's like attributing "The floor is made of floor" to Einstein. The beauty is that for one glorious second, some poor undergraduate somewhere is thinking, "Wait, did he actually say that?" before their brain cells collectively facepalm.

Newton's Time-Traveling Hot Take On SpaceX
Physics Scientists Science Engineering
3 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares
Newton's Time-Traveling Hot Take On SpaceX
Behold! The classic case of putting words in a dead scientist's mouth! Newton, who died about 300 years before Elon Musk started launching electric cars into space, somehow has strong opinions on electric rockets? 🤣 It's like claiming Hippocrates warned us about the dangers of TikTok dances! The beauty of this temporal paradox is that Newton, master of gravity and calculus, is being quoted on technology he couldn't possibly fathom. Time travel conspiracy, anyone? For the record, modern ion thrusters and plasma propulsion ARE forms of electric rockets. Newton would've been absolutely mind-blown!

Correct? More Like Incorrectly Attributed
Physics Math Scientists Science Universe
3 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares
Correct? More Like Incorrectly Attributed
The irony of attributing a quote about dimensional visualization to Einstein when it's probably something he never said. Classic internet move—fabricate wisdom, slap a famous physicist's name on it, and watch everyone nod sagely. The fourth dimension is typically time in physics (thanks, relativity), not some mystical spatial realm we can't "see." Mathematicians work with n-dimensional spaces all day without breaking a sweat—they just don't need to visualize them fully to manipulate them. Next week: "If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet." —Abraham Lincoln