The mathematical mind explosion we never knew we needed! This meme beautifully captures the gradual descent into mathematical madness. Starting with the pedestrian "1.5 exists" (yawn, basic arithmetic), we progress to "-1 exists" which blew ancient mathematicians' minds. Then √2 shows up and Pythagoras' cult literally murdered people over it. But the real brain-melting begins with imaginary numbers (x² = -1). That's right, we invented an entire number system just because we couldn't solve a simple equation without it. Peak human stubbornness. And finally, the cosmic brain achievement: |x| = -1. An absolute value that's negative? That's not just breaking math, that's taking math out back and beating it with a theoretical stick. It's the mathematical equivalent of dividing by zero while making direct eye contact with your professor.