Mathematical Enlightenment Gone Wrong

A magnificent display of mathematical absurdity escalating into pure template failure. First, we have the moderately clever observation that 2 is indeed the only even prime number. Then we reach peak mathematical comedy with "3 is the only prime number divisible by 3" - which is mathematically impossible since prime numbers are only divisible by 1 and themselves. The brain gets brighter. Next, "1 is the only prime number divisible by 1" - except 1 isn't even considered prime in modern mathematics. Finally, the creator apparently had a stroke and forgot to replace "TEXT #4" with actual content. The increasing brain illumination perfectly correlates with decreasing mathematical literacy. Chef's kiss to whoever created this mathematical train wreck.