Efficiency Memes

Economics desperately throws 99 laws at reality and still misses most of it. Meanwhile, physics just casually drops Newton's three laws and explains nearly everything. Efficiency at its finest. The universe really said "keep it simple" and economists took that personally.

The punchline here is pure physics gold. The Standard Model—that elegant framework describing subatomic particles and their interactions—is being hilariously compared to a gas-guzzling, inefficient monstrosity. It's the theoretical physicist's equivalent of driving a 1970s muscle car that barely passes emissions testing but somehow still gets you to work. Despite its incredible predictive power, the Standard Model is notoriously clunky, fails to incorporate gravity, and requires 19 arbitrary parameters that we just have to measure rather than derive. It's like that old piece of lab equipment nobody wants to replace because, well, it technically works... even if it does consume enough electricity to power a small country.

That moment when your house is literally screaming "PUT SOLAR PANELS ON ME" but your brain is like "nah, that sounds like effort." The sun is basically throwing free energy at your roof with the enthusiasm of a game show host tossing cash, while you're inside wondering if microwaving yesterday's coffee counts as renewable energy. Your roof is out there with 100% efficiency potential while your motivation is running on two AAA batteries from 2017.

Ever noticed how engines are basically energy wasting machines? 😂 This brilliant diagram shows the sad truth of thermodynamics in action! In diesel engines, only about 30-40% of the fuel's energy actually makes it to the wheels as "useful work." The rest? It's just throwing a party elsewhere as heat, noise, friction, and other parasitic losses! It's like ordering a large pizza but only getting to eat 3 slices while your roommates (who didn't pay) steal the rest. The Second Law of Thermodynamics strikes again - no system is 100% efficient, and entropy always increases. Engineers spend their entire careers fighting this uphill battle against physics, trying to squeeze every last drop of efficiency from these mechanical beasts. And yet, thermodynamics just laughs and goes "brrrrrrr" with your wasted energy!