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Pluto Never Forget

Pluto Never Forget
The cosmic demotion heard 'round the solar system! Poor Pluto got voted off the planetary island in 2006 when astronomers decided nine was just too many for their tidy classification system. The International Astronomical Union basically said "you must be THIS big to ride" and Pluto didn't measure up. Now it's just hanging out in the "dwarf planet" zone with its fellow rejects. The scientific equivalent of getting uninvited from the cool kids' table after 76 years of membership. Some planetary scientists are still fighting for Pluto's honor though—the ultimate academic grudge match.

Pluto's Cosmic Revenge Plan

Pluto's Cosmic Revenge Plan
Poor Pluto is serving some serious cosmic revenge! After getting kicked out of the planet club in 2006, Pluto's just sitting back watching the Sun's future temper tantrum that'll consume the inner planets. Nothing says petty like outliving your bullies by billions of years. The ultimate astronomical mic drop—surviving the solar apocalypse while smugly asking "who's not a planet now?" from the safe distance of 3.7 billion miles away. Stellar shade from our favorite dwarf planet!

Photos Of Pluto Taken 25 Years Apart

Photos Of Pluto Taken 25 Years Apart
Nothing captures technological progress quite like our relationship with Pluto. From "is that a dead pixel on my screen?" to "oh look, it has a heart-shaped feature we can project our emotions onto!" The New Horizons mission turned that blurry blob into stunning detail, proving that with enough funding and 9 years of travel time, we can finally get a decent photo of something we demoted from planetary status anyway. Talk about an expensive breakup photoshoot.

Happy 94th Birthday Pluto!

Happy 94th Birthday Pluto!
The Pluto defenders club is still going strong! In 2006, the International Astronomical Union brutally demoted our beloved ninth planet to "dwarf planet" status, and some of us are STILL not over it. Poor Pluto didn't even get a vote in its own planetary execution! It's like getting kicked out of the cool planets club after 76 years of membership. No wonder Bugs Bunny is being passive-aggressive here - Pluto's been orbiting the sun for 4.5 billion years, and suddenly it's not good enough? Justice for the tiny ice ball that captured our hearts!

Pluto Is Furiously Family

Pluto Is Furiously Family
The planetary community's most dramatic breakup continues. In 2006, astronomers demoted Pluto to "dwarf planet" status after 76 years of planetary recognition. Now everyone's whispering about getting back together like it's cosmic gossip. The meme captures that desperate plea whispered into someone's ear—the astronomical equivalent of texting your ex at 3am. Pluto's sitting 3.7 billion miles away wondering why we can't make up our minds. It's literally too cold for this drama at -375°F.

The Pluto Debate: Career Suicide Edition

The Pluto Debate: Career Suicide Edition
The great Pluto debate rages on in office settings too. Saying Pluto "seems like a planet" gets you labeled adorable, but drop the scientific facts about its dwarf planet classification and suddenly HR wants a word. The International Astronomical Union demoted Pluto in 2006, and people are still fighting about it like it's a family member who got disinherited. Some hills are worth dying on... your employment status probably isn't one of them.

Pluto Was Kicked Out For A Reason

Pluto Was Kicked Out For A Reason
The planetary breakup that shook the solar system! In 2006, astronomers officially demoted Pluto from planet status to "dwarf planet" after discovering dozens of similar objects in the Kuiper Belt. The meme perfectly captures that one friend who refuses to accept scientific consensus with their emotional "Pluto is still a planet" stance, only to be confronted with the cold, hard astronomical reality: there are about 70 other Pluto-sized objects out there! Sorry, Pluto defenders - size matters in planetary classification, and your fave didn't make the cut. The International Astronomical Union had receipts!

Pluto's Planetary Identity Crisis

Pluto's Planetary Identity Crisis
The great Pluto demotion of 2006 created two types of people: astronomers who embraced the new dwarf planet classification, and the rest of us who memorized "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to switch to "...Nine" nothing. Those of us educated pre-2007 will die on this astronomically incorrect hill. The International Astronomical Union can pry Pluto's planetary status from our cold, dead, scientifically outdated hands.

Poor Pluto's Planetary Rejection Bruises

Poor Pluto's Planetary Rejection Bruises
First, scientists demote Pluto from planet status, and now they're gaslighting it with "mysterious red patches"? The cosmic equivalent of emotional damage! Those aren't "unexplained geological features" - they're literally the bruises from astronomy's most brutal breakup. Pluto's just floating out there in the Kuiper Belt with its planetary rejection trauma on full display. Next thing you know, NASA will claim those ice formations are "frozen tears." Give the dwarf planet some space, people! The scientific community did Pluto dirty in 2006, and now it's wearing its heartbreak for the whole solar system to see.

The Great Pluto Demotion Crisis

The Great Pluto Demotion Crisis
The great Pluto controversy strikes again! In 2006, the International Astronomical Union brutally demoted Pluto from planet status to "dwarf planet" after 76 years of planetary dignity. Meanwhile, students who learned from pre-2006 textbooks are stuck in a time warp where Pluto still holds its planetary crown. The professor (screaming woman) represents modern astronomical consensus having an existential meltdown, while the student (confused cat) sits there wondering why their perfectly memorized solar system facts are suddenly invalid. The scientific community really said "thanks for the memories Pluto, but you're too small to sit with the cool planets."

Pluto And The Missing State

Pluto And The Missing State
The ultimate astronomical mix-up! This person has brilliantly confused Pluto's demotion from planetary status with... the number of US states? The cosmic comedy here is that in 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a "dwarf planet," but that has absolutely nothing to do with America's 50 states. It's like saying we have fewer days in the week because Jupiter's red spot is shrinking. The scientific illiteracy is so magnificent it's practically its own celestial body!

Pluto And Charon: Cosmic Staring Contest Champions

Pluto And Charon: Cosmic Staring Contest Champions
The ultimate cosmic roommate situation! Pluto and Charon are locked in a perpetual staring contest, forever facing each other like these two dudes about to drop the hottest diss track of the solar system. Unlike Earth's moon that politely shows different faces, these celestial bodies are gravitationally bound in what scientists call "tidal locking" - basically the astronomical equivalent of "I'm not breaking eye contact until YOU blink first!" Their centers of mass actually exist in the space between them, making them the only known binary planetary system in our cosmic neighborhood. Talk about an intense relationship - they've been giving each other the death stare for billions of years!