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Biologists Have A Lot To Explain To Us Chemists On This One
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7 days ago 17.0K views 0 shares
Biologists Have A Lot To Explain To Us Chemists On This One
The laws of thermodynamics are having an existential crisis right now. Steel, a metal alloy that chemists can precisely describe with equations and phase diagrams, melts at 1370°C as expected. Meanwhile, durian fruit—that infamously stinky biological nightmare—is somehow withstanding temperatures that would vaporize tungsten (3422°C). Clearly biology operates on some dark magic that chemistry textbooks never covered! The fruit's molecular structure must be reinforced with pure audacity and spite. Next time someone asks me about thermal decomposition limits, I'm just going to gesture wildly at this meme and walk away.

Luckily Sir Was English 💀
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2 months ago 9.6K views 0 shares
Luckily Sir Was English 💀
Gravity doesn't discriminate, but apparently durian fruits do! Poor Newton got his eureka moment from a gentle apple, while any potential Filipino physicist would've received a concussion and a smell that could clear a laboratory. Natural selection at its finest - survival of the least fragrant fruit-bonked scientists. Had durians been native to England instead, we'd probably still be arguing whether objects fall because they're "just feeling down."

In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian
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2 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian
History's most famous apple just got a spiky upgrade! Instead of a gentle apple bonk inspiring gravity, imagine poor Newton getting absolutely demolished by a 7-pound spiky durian falling at terminal velocity. No wonder in this timeline, he's too traumatized to invent calculus, leaving Leibniz to take all the glory. The face says it all—that's not the expression of someone about to revolutionize physics; that's the face of someone calculating the impact force of nature's most terrifying fruit and deciding maybe science isn't worth it after all.

When Gravity Takes A Holiday
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2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
When Gravity Takes A Holiday
In a universe where F ≠ ma, the durian becomes nature's most efficient projectile weapon. Without Newton's laws, that spiky fruit isn't just hanging there—it's quantum tunneling through spacetime, ready to strike without warning. The expression on not-Newton's face is the universal constant for "impending doom." Gravity might be optional, but pain remains invariable across all dimensions.

If It Were A Durian
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3 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
If It Were A Durian
The legendary tale of Newton's apple just got a Southeast Asian twist! Instead of a gentle apple bonk inspiring gravity's discovery, imagine poor Newton sitting under a durian tree. That spiky, notoriously pungent "king of fruits" would've ended his scientific career before it began! The laws of gravity would've been replaced by the laws of cranial trauma. Filipino physics students everywhere silently thanking the universe that their version of Newton wasn't subjected to nature's spiky 2kg missile traveling at terminal velocity. Gravity: still discovered, but with significantly more screaming.