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The Statistical Love Triangle

The Statistical Love Triangle
The statistical love triangle we never knew we needed! The guy (labeled "MEAN") is clearly distracted by the attractive "OUTLIER" walking by, while his girlfriend (labeled "MEDIAN") looks on in disbelief. It's the perfect visualization of how these statistical measures behave. The mean is easily influenced by extreme values (hello, outliers!), while the median stays reliably unaffected by such statistical flirtations. Data scientists everywhere are nodding knowingly. This is exactly why we use median home prices instead of mean when that one Beverly Hills mansion would skew the entire neighborhood average!

R-C≡N Time

R-C≡N Time
Hemoglobin's one job is to bind with oxygen and transport it through your bloodstream. But then cyanide walks by looking all attractive with that triple bond, and suddenly hemoglobin's head is turning faster than an electron in a magnetic field! The betrayal is real - cyanide binds to hemoglobin about 200 times stronger than oxygen, blocking oxygen transport and basically suffocating you from the inside. Talk about a toxic relationship! Chemistry's version of "sorry babe, I've found someone new who literally takes my breath away."

The Organic Chemistry Love Triangle

The Organic Chemistry Love Triangle
The eternal chemistry dilemma! Our guy is torn between cyclohexane (the chunky circle-in-hexagon on the left) and benzene (the sleek hexagon with alternating double bonds on the right). Cyclohexane is the stable, saturated "nice girl" of organic chemistry, while benzene is the aromatic bad girl with those delocalized electrons that make chemists swoon! 💯 Every organic chemist has faced this choice - go with the predictable, stable compound or get mesmerized by those resonance structures? The heart wants what the heart wants... even if it's potentially carcinogenic! Chemistry dating is HARD.