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Bow To The First Order
Physics Engineering Math
1 day ago 3.3K views 0 shares
Bow To The First Order
Every physics student knows that desperate moment. Clock ticking, sweat forming, and suddenly you're making the ultimate sacrifice: reducing complex equations to first-order approximations. Just like General Hux commanding his troops, you're basically screaming "forget those pesky higher-order terms!" at your equations. The beautiful chaos of real thermodynamic systems reduced to linear relationships because, well, who has time for reality during finals? Your professor later: "I sense a great disturbance in your calculations, as if millions of decimal points suddenly cried out in terror."

Math Is Too Hard Bruh
Math Academia
24 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Math Is Too Hard Bruh
When your calculator gives up but you refuse to accept defeat. The ultimate academic irony: copying an error message as if it were the actual answer. Nothing says "I've hit rock bottom in my mathematical journey" quite like transcribing "SYNTAX ERROR" by hand while your calculator mockingly displays the same message. The educational equivalent of responding "yes" when someone asks if you understand the material.

I Just Want A Job In Science
Academia Research Science Lab-life
2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
I Just Want A Job In Science
The eternal struggle of scientific career progression! Former interns desperately trying to claw their way back into research institutions is basically a modern scientific ritual. You spend months pipetting liquids, calibrating instruments, and writing meticulous lab notes, only to be released back into the wild with a certificate and a dream. Then comes the desperate fence-clinging phase where you're practically screaming your qualifications at the security gate. The scientific career ladder isn't a ladder at all—it's more like trying to scale a fence while the academic gatekeepers pretend not to hear your increasingly frantic pleas for employment. The transition from "Let me in" to "LET ME INNNNNN!!!" perfectly captures that moment when your student loan statement arrives!