Cow Memes

Oh boy, someone needs to revisit Bio 101 ASAP. This poor cow thinks it's "mRNA free" – as if that's even possible! It would be like a human bragging "I'm cell-free!" Messenger RNA is literally the essential molecule that translates your DNA instructions into proteins. Without it, this cartoon cow wouldn't be a cow – it wouldn't be alive at all. It would be a puddle of non-functional organic matter. Whoever made this sign clearly confused basic cellular biology with vaccine technology debates. Next they'll be advertising "gravity-free" apples or "oxygen-free" air. The irony is just *chef's kiss*.

Just when you think you understand trophic levels, Australia comes along and flips the textbook upside down. Herbivores eating carnivores? That's like finding out your vegetarian friend secretly moonlights at a steakhouse. This bovine predator is single-handedly rewriting ecological theory while the rest of us are still struggling to remember which way energy flows in a food pyramid. Darwin would be having an existential crisis right now.

Oh look, someone proudly advertising they're "mRNA free" with a cute cow drawing underneath! Plot twist: that cow contains BILLIONS of mRNA molecules actively making cow proteins right now. Every living organism on Earth uses mRNA - it's literally the instruction manual that tells your cells what proteins to make. That's like bragging "I'm oxygen free" while breathing! Next up: this market stall will be selling "gravity-free" apples that definitely won't fall when dropped.